Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sopron, Hungary
Bittie
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Angela17
Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
I don't know, son
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
independant
Corvallis, United States
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
possiblyoverweight
United Kingdom
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
ButWhy
Berlin, Germany
Kinda weird
Today, my son is incapable of sleeping alone because my husband keeps co-sleeping with him, stating, "He's going to be a kid for only a little while." The same guy who forced me to stop co-sleeping with the same kid because, "Kids need to be independent." The hypocrisy. FML
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ohhoho 2
You failed as a parent...
startafire 0
There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.
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testing_fml 0
That's more F HIS life than yours.
krizleykrislo 4
Ma'am, I am sorry to inform you, but your son is an E-tard.
Schizm_fml 0
Seriously guys, who believes this?
LOL_7052 0
If this is real, I'm really sorry.
GFLiE 0
Ecstasy and bruxism as a side effect. Look into it. At least he's having fun!
israelnotjacob 20
If this is a real FML I can't believe so many people are actually agreeing that the posters life is F***ed. Any parent who would seriously not deal with this after so much time totally deserves it. Some kids won't let go as easily as others, but if you can't figure it out in that much time you deserve it. Odds are the poster was just way too lazy to take care of it when it should have been done and just used the lazy excuse of "they'll grow out of it eventually" so they could just not deal with it.
Flutist 3
Um if your son is gay then it might not be the pacifier he uses to sleep. It is just a distraction from the real problem, all the chains and "sleep overs" where they watch "scary movies" and scream.
wh4t3v3R 0
You know in the US, you can legally boot him out of your house at 18? I recommend you get to it, and if he still uses his pacifier out alone in the world thats his choice and not something to concern yourself with.
lovemehobo 0
Oh well Maggie Simpon has been sucking on her dummy for 20years too. Its not that bad >
roflcopter2 0
I'm very sorry but... ur son has no life.