Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sopron, Hungary
Bittie
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Angela17
Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
I don't know, son
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
independant
Corvallis, United States
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
dani0810
Sudbury, Canada
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
possiblyoverweight
United Kingdom
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
ButWhy
Berlin, Germany
Kinda weird
Today, my son is incapable of sleeping alone because my husband keeps co-sleeping with him, stating, "He's going to be a kid for only a little while." The same guy who forced me to stop co-sleeping with the same kid because, "Kids need to be independent." The hypocrisy. FML
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ohhoho 2
You failed as a parent...
startafire 0
There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.
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anna1414 2
WOW you Fail at parenting
TunaFlavoredFing 0
At least it's not a penis he is sucking on........................yet
sanddollar88 0
you did something seriously wrong bringing that kid up, no offense
ajones413 0
he is mentally retarded? how does a normal 20 yr old do that
Floyd4Ever 0
He is just practicing for the day he actually finds a girl!
FallenNevermorE 0
that is awesome!! XD
needsagf14 12
I bet he has some BIG teeth
hpdrew15 9
you failed
girlychic 0
im sry lady but u officialy fail at being a parent!
mischawalker63 3
Privacy fail. I use a pacifier myself, I'm 21. I use it to stop snoring, calm my nerves (its a pacifier, duh), and it helps me when I want something to chew on. My mother threw my pacifier away one day in the summer when I was working, I ended up going to my backup: gum. In the two weeks it took for my replacement pacifier to get to me, I'd spent $25 on gum.....the pacifier was $19.....and it has lasted a year....extrapolate that out. For all you who are whining about her being a bad parent for her son having a pacifier, you obviously don't realize that people can and still do have a need to have something in their mouth. My mother uses cigarettes....she spends $100+ a month, I use a binky....sure im a freak, but I have $100 more in disposable income than her! Sure I'm a freak, but I at least won't have COPD by 50!