Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bittie
Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, it's 3:42 a.m. and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Kinda weird
Today, my son is incapable of sleeping alone because my husband keeps co-sleeping with him, stating, "He's going to be a kid for only a little while." The same guy who forced me to stop co-sleeping with the same kid because, "Kids need to be independent." The hypocrisy. FML
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ohhoho 2
You failed as a parent...
startafire 0
There are worse things for your son to be sucking on before he sleeps.
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mangocherrypie 0
I'm questioning your parenting skills.. badly.
EveryDayJackAss 0
this FML deserves a major facepalm....cuz WOW, PARENTING FAIL
nenagh_ 0
you can't say 'FML' to this, you should have weaned him off his pacifier more than 15 years ago.
eric62086 0
wtf! thats rediculous
Nei_fml 0
Uh, you guys, this is something called AB/DL (adult baby/diaper lover). It's not the parent's fault if their child is into this. They did not fail as a parent. An AB/DL simply wants to return to their childhood and be innocent again. It is sometimes sexual, but not always. Now, OP, your son does not have a mental disorder if he does this in private. If he acts like a baby in public, I'd be worried. But if he does something in the privacy of his own room, it's probably not a problem. We all have skeletons in our closets. (or he could just have an oral fixation and not be an AB/DL. That does happen.) Oh, and other posters, don't be ignorant assholes. I bet that every one of you has secrets that people could bash. Really, treat others as you want to be treated.
kryxel 0
when the world sees someone that is diffrent they deem it to be bad... i am glad that this son kept his paci. i am glad he still uses it. it means he is not a pathetic gap and mcdonalds atkins dieting cookiecutter witch hunter. A:yes he will get laid because it is one of those things that everyone has that makes it strange to the opposite sex. if they talk about it then there is the DEFINITE possibility that they will get laid. B or 2 OP dident fail as a parent. and none of you can say they did. the only ones who can TRUELY say the parent was a failure or a bad one is the KIDS themselves. 3 or otherwise known as C: let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
starfighter_fml 0
If is AB or DL there really nothing worry about this fetish is not your fault if is that there could be many reason for this . here link that maybe help you out with problem see with your son http://www.adisc.org/wiki/index.php/Infantilism and if just him suck on pacifier there worest stuff could be doing like drinking , taking drugs or smoking if your going tal;k to don't scream at him talk try to understand what son feel I know different but you still love right then why can't if is any of thing I listed in comment. Good luck and god bless you . Now for jack ass on stop being ass she did't fale as parent ether son going in life that make feel safe baby oject when was no worrys or does have fetish if try learn ABDL people you may understand us better being rude and leave comment may try help. We are all god childeren we all bleed and cry the same and feel pain maybe if people learn that we would have better world.
Bellziwellzi 0
shame man just let him be, maybe he just wants more love
Swaggerwocky 0
YDI for having horrible parenting skills.
julieb123 0
YDI for not coming up with a plan out of this sooner or for not figuring out why he can't let it go (srsly, go see a damn analyst and find the SOURCE, don't just steal what he needs to sleep). I'll bet he sucked you guys dry with his orthodontic needs, amirite?