Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my five-year-old stepson announced that he is finally no longer scared of flushing toilets. Immediately after, I discovered that he's now decided that he's scared of the bathroom sink. FML
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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Keylogger_0 0
What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?
alex1432 9
make him change his own diapers then
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atok 0
tell him that it doesnt exist. if hes still convinced tell him to stop being a whimp and take his ***** in the bathroom
Timmo_fml 2
When my brother was potty training, I told him it was a sausage. Bad move. He tried to eat it. Ooops.
slitherbomb 0
Beat him until he takes his ***** in a toilet.
maliger 0
What a potty mouth
LilAfo 4
whats funnier is that u said fourth, but ur actually number 6 ^. teehee (:
sharmen 0
My mom is trying to potty train my sister, but she refuses to cooperate. Some kids are so stubborn.
VeryNice329 0
well in "Look Who's Talking Too" the little boy dreamed of that toilet who wanted his peepee.
andruha1123 5
babies suck..
vivalacobraxo 0
uh leave hope alone and her pic is very pretty (: so screw off.
vivalacobraxo 0
WTF comment screw upp!
ipwnallmen 10
now you got me wanting to see that Oo though OP tell him if theres a monster in the toilet its a guardian against evil!! whoo! teenage mutantg ninja toilet!! :D
flashback.miss 28
lol I love it when an ass tells the OP to do something when they probably wouldnt do it themselves!! I think #9 is actually only 9.....maybe :D Op just lol welcome to parenthood now use the toilet yourself to prove to your son theres no boogeyman in the toilet... the tentacle monster in closets, dark alleys, and under the bed are a different story. yes im serious, ive seen strange crap.
vivalacobraxo 0
45 since there only two turning them around doesn't help there legs aren't long enough and there isn't enough time to do that with 18 two year olds. good idea though
ryguy997 0
sounds like the book diary of a wimpy kid.
UHGG 0
and that's why I'm Mormon haha jk
00yoda4 0
fail
seanreddog 4
Beware the potty monster!!!!!!!
seanreddog 4
Maybe it was Walt Disneys evil idea to turn children against toilets and the op didn't realize until it was too late.
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
Yeah… Your cool
flashback.miss 28
@ 7 lol awesome but iwould put a more brighter spin on it XD
Turfin 0
#7 hi lady gaga
ninjanate 0
first. well comvice him that it's not real.
toaster468 0
You aren't first
RachaelQ 0
I feel for you.. changing diapers stinks!
alex1432 9
make him change his own diapers then
BeyondDespair 0
LMAO.
Peacemaker9 7
WTF! where's my comment!....all I said was " hey!! I didn't know the cookie monster had a brother!!" there's nothing wrong about that now is there?
cc1992 11
This happened to me too! I said "good one" to somebody and made my own harmless comment and now it's disappeared :/ How weird and annoying!
Sazzers 0
FHL not yours. Poor kid! Ydi for letting him watch tv at such a young age.
Keylogger_0 0
What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?
ilmanator 7
This actually happened to me when I was younger it was a toilet monster commercial but I can't remember what they were advertising
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Probably a show that was meant to be watched by older kids and not toddlers.
xxdannychaosxx 0
was the show "look whis talking"? i remember a toilet monster.