Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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Zesty_Z 19
While she's sleeping, drown her in the toilet for revenge!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Put flower in her hair dryer when she goes to prom.
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Comments (48)
Zesty_Z 19
While she's sleeping, drown her in the toilet for revenge!
False_Stupidity 42
Woah there! That escalated quickly!
SpyroMello 29
"It was just a prank bro!"
Hildy93 21
I kind of thought about Horrible Bosses when I read this.....
thejokingguy13 12
That is horrifying and really really gross
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Put flower in her hair dryer when she goes to prom.
walid820014 20
Pure Evil!
tranced_ 45
that'll blow flowers on her?!
Soninuva 41
#4 confused his homophones. He meant flour, as in the white powder derived from grinding wheat, not flowers, the component some plants use for reproduction.
turdwrangler 18
I didn't know phones had an orientation. I'm sorry but I couldn't resist, I'll just slip out the back while the comments roll in.
Nabexis 9
Well, considering the orientation is of "same"... They apparently do. (I know you're making a bad pun, but I know actually people who think that the prefix "****-" always means "gay" instead of "same" and they don't know that "hetero-" means "different" instead of "straight" which annoys me to no end.)
shinikageWolf 15
Sounds like it's time to slip some Nair into her shampoo.
c0ffeeb3an 15
Well, be glad you caught her. Toothbrushes are much cheaper than treating a dental infection. But hey, at least she scrubbed it! If it was already grimy, you probably haven't cared enough to.
FacesOfHumanity 14
And may I ask what was the fight about? If nothing really serious FYL.
InfiniteSunshine 32
No matter what the fight was about, I don't think it warrants contaminating the OP'S toothbrush with toilet germs. The bacteria could lead to mouth infections, and E Coli is a bacteria that comes from fecal matter, which is present in toilets, and it can cause serious illness if ingested. Most fights, particularly between family, aren't worth potentially causing serious injury to someone.
FacesOfHumanity 14
I wasn't saying it was a good thing to do for vengeance, but I wanted to know what the fight was about just so see how much his sister over reacted, I totally agree no one should ever do something so serious that it could potentially harm someone.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Ok, well that's better explained then. The original comment just made it sound like you would understand and condone the sister using the OP's toothbrush on the toilet if the fight was about something really serious.
Myeyesbleed 15
do you ever stop talking?
CaptainHonor 15
Do the same to her toothbrush! Instant revenge success.
flopstar 21
That's low of her to do & very immature. You should talk to her & try to fix the fight out OP.
JocelynKaulitz 28
That's no fun though, reading the comments from those suggesting revenge is so fun and hilarious!
yenze 18
Time for you to brush up on your revenge skills.