Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Rsonicgamer_fml 6
I can't believe I've seen more than 10 comments saying "women can still have their period when pregnant". So, as a doctor, a very small biology lesson: a period means your uterus is destroying it's most external layers, which creates the haemorrhage, the bleeding, thus evacuating the content of the uterus. A pregnant woman would therefore lose any embryo if she had her period (even more, the embryo isn't even attached to the uterus 1 month after fertilization) It is STRICTLY impossible to have a period during pregnancy. A small bleeding, ok, but a period, never. If you have a period during pregnancy, it means you have (or have had) a miscarriage. Oh, and those who say "women can have their period when pregnant" and call those who say the contrary "stupid", "idiot" or else, are really pathetic. The others are just probably misled by the fact that ****** bleeding is associated with period, or by a bad explanation.
fieldhockyluva24 4
Thank you! I think most of the people saying that women can get their "period" while pregnant are simply confused of what a period actually is. Like you said, they just associate any vaginal bleeding with a period. This was really frustrating me!
missykrissy1984 0
HA HA! Sucks for you.
evikeysn 1
Just imagine all the sex they'll be having once the baby is born... :D
CrazyGirl445 4
we do spot when we are pregnant. you do know that right?
rashott 0
sneak it into her fart box
GamerMaster2041 12
Then do anal
dathotginge 0
why would have sex while she is pregnant? u like fat hard belly all over you OP?!?
Mooshoo123 0
maybe she doesn't want the baby to feel you poking at him.. thts sick sex while prego.. ughhh thts like having the kid walk in on you.. and if you know she's lying CONFRONT her... Gosshh your dumb OP
thepirate19 3
probably isn't your kid. she is banging somebody else.
CaityHomes 0
Some women think it's wrong to have sex when ur pregnant so they make up excuses