Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
At least your hair will grow back! For now just own it. Start a trend. Work that palm tree.
kirstyfunnybunny 18
don't worry, the difference between a good and bad haircut is only a few weeks
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Comments (50)
memed_fml 17
trying to picture this in my head is really hard, sorry op
False_Stupidity 42
I'm having a hard time picturing the "diseased palm tree" look as well, maybe the OP could post this on FML Pics as well?
memed_fml 17
yes please hahah
chinaski7628 32
I'm picturing Side Show Bob--without the flair.
drayloon 50
or the Weeknd
lex1459 38
At least your hair will grow back! For now just own it. Start a trend. Work that palm tree.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Yeah if the Weeknd can pull of the palm tree, OP could too
EvilLittleMan 23
Nothing good is ever FREE.
gracehi 33
Wait, love is free? You mean I've been getting overcharged all this time? Dag nabbit.
MasterTron 24
Sex is not good? I must have missed that one.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Sex isn't free. You pay for it either via contraception or child support.
Xx_dankdoge_xX 18
I pay for fresh oxygen
hihi347 12
Aww, sorry OP. At least you were nice to your dad and allowed him to trim your hair. You were just being nice
UncleCaitlyn 21
Everyone likes Palm trees
AyeJay101 25
Take a buzzer. Buzz your head. That's the best next to 0 cost haircut you can get :)
wondercat40 28
Try to fix it into a short bob? It sucks loosing your hair, but at least you won't be a diseased palm tree
kirstyfunnybunny 18
don't worry, the difference between a good and bad haircut is only a few weeks
dyoy_87 21
Also if the OP is male they can just go bald for a while until the hair grows back
SirMichael 13
@11, OP is female.
Redgy22 26
Nothing grows out slower than a bad haircut... sorry op
dyoy_87 21
YDI for letting your dad cut your hair
godzilllla 12
This is very true ?
ChaiseT 16
My dad cuts mine? It's fine
gracehi 33
I like posing questions too?
EvilTurtle 35
Yes?
DoomedGemini 38
They might mean trim. I usually say cut when I actually just get trims, which my dad has done before.
ukeandfoodislife 19
The wording on this FML is one of the best I've seen in a while