Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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cacheson 42
My guess: it’s either: A, not yours Or B, yours but she she thinks you won’t agree on keep vs abort/adoption and is leaving to avoid an argument about it
lgrave 8
Paternity test. Paternity test. Paternity test. Did I said paternity test? Paternity test.
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cacheson 42
My guess: it’s either: A, not yours Or B, yours but she she thinks you won’t agree on keep vs abort/adoption and is leaving to avoid an argument about it
Chazzster 32
100% agree! I think that when born it will become obvious OP is not the natural father.
Bogrbon 27
Agreed, there's a very high likelihood it's not his if the marriage was on the rocks that badly. It could be his though, and it's going to be messy all around. Time for a paternity test and a STD test for certain. He can't **** up the relationship that much worse by asking for it.
reetuuw 3
might be just hormones
Crowned Sataness 12
if you're in the US make sure you get a paternity test at the hospital. because being married you're currently on the hook whether it's your child or not. I had to go through all kinds of Bs because I was separated about 10 years before we divorced and I had children in those years
JackWood 21
You are NOT the father!
lgrave 8
Paternity test. Paternity test. Paternity test. Did I said paternity test? Paternity test.
1known 34
Well if you don’t already have children, it’s better for you if she leaves.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Are you sure the baby is yours? I'd get a paternity test ASAP.