Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Comments (427)
cera1756 0
Woman bleed while pregnant duh
marleybob3110 2
get a test done, more horny when their prego
dfergy 5
is it just me or is 14 annoying. and she completely ruined the fml.
stewiemcgooie 0
well she might not be lying a friend of mine just had a baby she didnt know about because she had her period right throughout her pregnancy
jaclynx3 0
heey, my legs are open (;
xtacticalswarmx 0
Horny much? it's sad, don't come here to try and hook up, instead go find a "friend" lol
rashott 0
hey sexy,
xtacticalswarmx 0
she couldnt handle it. Lol and she looks like she may be about 16-17-ish anyways.
littleash91 7
It isn't necessarily uncommon for a woman to have a period or bleeding while she is pregnant, especially when only 2 months pregnant.
nomz333 5
well...oh well you don't need to have sex
lmfaoooooooooo 4
it's cause she didn't want twins
cguinn17 9
I blame Obama...
gabestar 4
Why would you even think to have SEX with a pregnant woman? this is sickening me.
shelbybabyy8 0
#227 Sex while pregnant is completely healthy and safe like #234 said. You act like you've never heard of a pregnant girl having sex...I mean... that is, afterall how she got there in the first place?