Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Top comments
Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Comments (427)
ErosHypnos 0
A woman can have a period whilst pregnant dumbass.
majerrgleek 0
this makes no sense because if she's pregnant why do you want to have sex with her?
BayMami707 0
u cN still have period while pregnant also maybe she didnt want to have sex if shes latr on in the pregnancy it could cause her to have the baby pre maturely
whosechairisthat 0
thats like u ******* ur own kid.
Irishka13 0
To all you men, women can have a period in the first trimester. On the other hand, are you sure the kid is yours?
cheyenne_audrie_ 0
Umm excuse every one who says you cant. Your seriously confused. You can have your period when your prego. My mother had her period through out her pragnacy with me and my sister did to when she was prego. And Im an LMT thats going to become a doula. And it is medically possible to have your period. Which is another reason why alot of women dont know that theyre pregnant until they develope a belly or the baby is on their way.
fieldhockyluva24 4
can you tell me waht your definition of a period is then because the definition i know can not happen while pregnant..
kokorowe 3
dude she is Preggo get with the program u ain't going to have sex for years
GravityPurple 0
Some bleeding is normal during pregnancy though, isn't it?
starreyes988 0
maybe your just not that good
nvrsaynvr 0
dude if I wuz 2 months pregnate i wuldnt wunna ****!