Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.
blueocean43 2
Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
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Comments (427)
xosmiilexo 0
I hate to tell you this but, in some pregnancies women can get there period all through-put there term up unto the due date. Expecially if there was any complications. Soo, maybe she was telling the truth.
lshelby94 0
pregnant women can still sometimes hav their period... she might b telling the truth
MierdaMiVida 0
That's her nice way of saying she doesn't want to have sex with you again.. I mean after all you did cause her the most pain she will ever endure... whose the bitch now?
aeroliontvw 4
some women can have a period while they are pregnant, though it's not common. dont you think instead of complaining about not getting laid you might need to take her to the doctor to make sure nothing is wrong?
cyntesp 0
lmao this is too funny
JustxMyxLife 2
Really That's Why People Cheat Because He Was Told As Far As We All Know This One Time That She Didn't Want To Have Sex Due To Her Period? WoW That's Brilliant. As Others Have Said Before Some Women Do Continue To Have Their Periods Throughout Their Pregnancy. Also If The Women Is Still In Her First Trimester She May Not Be Feeling In The Mood, It's Been Said That A Lot Of Women Have An Extremely Low Sex Drive During Their First Trimester And She May Have Not Wanted To Hurt The Guys Feelings Because It Happens To A Lot Of Women It's Like You Want To...Want Sex But You Just Don't And It's Not Because Your Not Into The Other Person Anymore It's Just The Extreme Shift In Hormones From Being Pregnant And It's Hard To Explain To Your Partner That It's Not Because You Don't Want To Have Sex With Them You Just Don't Want To Have Sex. It's Hard Enough Not To Want It So Maybe She's Telling You The Truth Or Perhaps She Doesn't Want You To Feel Like She's Rejecting You Because That's Not What It Is
xrainbowshadowx 17
Look, she's pregnant if she doesn't want to have sex, you should respect her, after all she's the one that's going to be carrying your child for nine months.
ReynshineCutting 10
Pregnant or not if she doesn't want to have sex with him, he should respect her. It sickens me that ao many husbands think they have the right to demand sex whenever they want it, and then they bitch when they don't get it.
j_cat187 20
im sorry 4 ur loss...
Happiness2Joy 3
If the Red River is running take the Dirt Path home..get it?.....just butt f**k her
bigscarybunny95 0
you can still get your period when you're preganant, dumbass.