Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
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Top comments
xsweetlysour 0
Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!
Mortal_Light 0
Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.
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klutzywriter 0
haha that sucks first!
xsweetlysour 0
Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!
Bewitched_fml 0
uh no......he prolly thought he was going to run
Sanchezzz 0
Suck my toe, Ms. "prolly".
sly161 0
That cop overreact much?
Awesome58422599 19
@235 Not at all, they have protocol for a reason. Opening a door is unexpected and especially if the windows are tinted the cop doesn't know what the guy is gonna do, could be a criminal with a gun for all he knows. OP is an idiot for opening the door instead of complying.
Bobby319 24
Not at all, what the cop did is protocol in most places, because the person is exiting without warning and people have gotten out of their cars and shot at the cop before or gotten out and ran, it's protocol to pull your gun and order them do the ground if they get out of the car during a traffic stop
_sourside 0
Ahaha, I guess they have to protect themselves
awwwyeaahh 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
still the cop overreacted.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The OP was stupid enough to open the door as the cop approached. He could've had a gun and the cop didn't want to take that chance. They fear for their lives too ya know.
alex_vik 1
You do realize that you made yourself a threat by getting out of the car instead of rolling down your window, right? YDI
Djosef_fml 0
Because nobody ever used a gun from an open window, or through a window. Of course not. What was he thinking. [/sarcasm] The cop over-reacted and used bad language. Police officer panicked for no reason, unless it was in some sort of insecure dangerous unstable contry where alot of people carry a gun and are trigger-happy... Oh, never mind, it happened in the USA. The cop got the good reaction.
Aeiou202 0
You're supposed to stay in your car and if your door starts to open you are automatically considered a threat yeah you can shoot people through a window but just dont be a nitpicky dumbass
sarahvalasco 0
wow that sucks at least you didnt damage the tint
Coffee_Kaioken 0
@Klutzywriter: **** YOU.
alex_vik 1
You do realize that you made yourself a threat by getting out of the car instead of rolling down your window, right? And how would you ruin the tint by rolling down the window? Unless your cars such a piece of crap that it scratches the window whenever your roll it down. YDI
lamAzn 0
You can...
agentx52 13
When you get brand new tint, it takes a week to dry. You can't roll it down before then.
Mortal_Light 0
Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.
nnnnn12345 0
that's what you get
alex_vik 1
You do realize that you made yourself a threat by getting out of the car instead of rolling down your window, right? And how would you ruin the tint by rolling down the window? Unless your cars such a piece of crap that it scratches the window whenever your roll it down. YDI EDIT: Sorry about the double post, the comments are really ******* around right now.
abutorac951 14
It's what they tell you to do after you get it tinted. You can't roll it down for 24-48 hours afterwords for the tint to cure and the adhesive to stick