Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Congratulations Santa!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
hahahahahaha
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Comments (254)
WellThatSucksMaj 0
hahahahahaha
KingGeorgeGal 12
Time to Regrow your beard maybe? ...
NeverShoutDana 13
Maybe use a marker to color over the lighter part..?
ATLBOI770 0
use a sharpie :)
opendoorclosed 8
Fluorescent beard ftw!
lilmisslovely13 15
why does every comment have thumbs down? I'm going to thumb up all of these comments just to be a rebel!!!
FarSide 23
Well, maybe now you just look "incompletely" ridiculous with the two-tone thing going on...
ShyAnn29 15
you could use makeup, lol!! although it may be awkward! lol
garrettsgirl 0
time to go tanning!!!
chaps93 6
duct tape fixes everything.
yummycupkake 0
that turned my grandma on.
Zapzip2013 0
I always wondered if this happened...
cowsgomooxP 0
Awkward tan lines; we all get them.
CCrunner2 0
next time maybe shave before u get tan?
rissa19 1
spray tan :)
Jojo08_fml 0
OP, common sense?
glenzhao2 16
Reverse goggle tan!
glenzhao2 16
Reverse goggle tan!
hilda_kitty 16
You read my mind, 1.
Drigr 9
yet another stupid comment to be first.
mfjkr 10
why? would you shave away your manhood?
WellThatSucksMaj 0
all I said was haha ? jeez quit bitching.
daisyloo 7
Exactly, 142.
Drigr 9
exactly. ALL you said was haha.
venom2421 10
well said
iluvboobies 9
Use fake beard!
juicedboi 7
Windex will solve ur issue. Along with everything else u have problems with. From ur sore toe to ur tv not working to cancer.
Klums02 0
Well now at least people who don't recognize you clean shaven can see that you once had a beard...
CsDy1395 6
that's what you get for shaving. I hope you and everyone else reading this take something away from this: beards are necessary.
aardvarks 0
173- I like the way you think.
Trololololololo_fml 7
Fake tan that bitch. Also, next time, trim it down gradually instead of shaving it off. Because then at least you'll see what your skin looks like before making a retard out of yourself.
trevorsbaby12 0
1- my thoughts exactly :)
saIty 17
Congratulations Santa!
poptart10170 3
santa can get a tan... lol
poptart10170 3
santa can get a tan... lol
saIty 17
Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.
saIty 17
Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.
jomo11jack 0
why the hell would Santa have a tan?
BlAcKxJe5uS 6
The sun reflects off of the snow and gives you a tan.... its like water... if you go swimming in a pool for 4 hours your going to either be sunburned or really tan, because the suns rays get reflected off of the water, and the same goes for snow im the winter...you just dont get as tanned because your bundled up in more clothing than the summer
enoughgrace 4
because then he would be... *puts shades on* ...San-tana... yeah, its lame but I did it anyways.
lakers2thetop 3
Someday Santa will die. When he does hell will freeze over, at which time Satan will rearrange the letters of his name and become the new Santa. After this a new Satan must be found. The process of finding a new Satan will be televised. The producers of The Satan Apprentice will be multi billionaires
Tcaret300 12
^WIN^ 120
JerryCedar 2
#120 makes a valuable point except the next Satan has already been found ... His name is Charlie Sheen
peachesbeach 0
120 - love the randomness of this :3 187 - I love Charlie sheen :( he is more like a god than satan! winning ;)
lolk3qt 1
Get a life loser
Clioo_fml 17
#103 well actually, water absorbs the sun rays and the heat instead of them reflecting off of the water, which is partially why ocean waters are warming up gradually. But this isn't science class, so let's not get into details.
electrorange 13
well wot did you expect????
Iamnotmyself 17
I version of himself without a beard/ very terrible tan line.
Bright_Lights 14
I believe the word you're looking for is 'what'.
practicesafesax 0
I'm not sure "wot" he expected... but apparently, this is not "what" he expected.
ollierobs 0
It's not too late to shave face!
awwwyeaahh 0
111 you are hottt. wanna hang?
mexicotoucher 7
two words: fake tan.
BeastMode5 0
On part of his face. =)
wordnerd42 0
Two more words: Ski mask.
lakers2thetop 3
Two words: I can't count
wordnerd42 0
Actually, that made no sense whatsoever. At least it was two words.
ImAHomosexual 0
17 words: I sit in bed and play with my ass just to pass the time with my friends.
PYLrulz 17
Three words: This is ridiculous
TheOtherMakona 0
one word: anal
wrigleys 4
16 words: do I add the words I use to say how many words I used?
1215116a 14
10 words: I wonder when the 'c c c c combo breakerrr' will come in...
F0xyTurtle 8
C-C-C Combo breaker! >:D
ComTlancy 12
Five words: You just lost the game.
Tcaret300 12
seven words, you just lost the game even worse.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Two words: I lost. :(
musicanonymus 0
**** you.... it's been 7 months.
gyroscape 0
two words: oompa loompa
steph87_fml 0
I actually counted to see if it was 17 words. fml !
SamanthaRose143 6
Two words, I'm lost-__-
sophieehehexD 0
16- two words: skin cancer.
mArkoman134 0
#16 2 more words. gay comment.
What_Willis_is_t 1
One word: Delfin
Hockeyboy4280 18
2 words: combo breaker.
FuckThisLogin 32
Four words: I'm the goddamn Batman!
bassdredd 2
that's definitely a hairy situation...or...not..
chaps93 6
Definition of fail...
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, with a capital F.A.I.L.^
sblhaine 0
Hope your five o'clock shadow is dark...
1958x 6
That's kinda to be expected.
MatthewDmerrill 5
dye it
twisted54 1
his face?
Emmy_The_Great 2
Yes, OP, go dye your chin. Do a reverse MJ.
athena3100 9
Yea go dye your face. its the thing now.
tylr6024 0
are you retarted?
iRiS890 5
*retarded. You shouldn't question someone else's intelligence if you make yourself look just as dumb in doing so. JS.
chrisdrewislife3 0
I mean...who doesn't....you know...die their chin.
boomersooner42 0
YES
mk58 31
Go buy yourself some spray tan. Apply an extra dark shade on the lighter area, and a lighter shade on the rest of you. Then you'll be orange everywhere.
Babalu722 3
thats why i never cut my hair super short, because my forehead would be super white