Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
duhaneyr 0
who told you not to eat chicken wings they are delicious
steffielynn 0
How long have you been with him? If he can't remember something as important as you don't eat meat, you probably haven't been together long enough to say I love you and he was blowing off an awkward moment. Or if you've been together for a while, he's just not as into you as you are him.
Truth_Nazi 0
Perhaps he's trying to make a point...
graphicstyle7 17
FYI.... guys who are in love ACT like it. Dump him. Now.
AnnieBellWTF 0
Half the people I know don't even acknowledge the fact I'm a vegan .-.
a_nutritionist 10
@191 while i disagree that someone needs to say i love you in response to another person saying it, what youre talking about is nonsense. i mean, whats she gonna do, give him an induction? of course its going to be a "sneak attack", theres no preparation to do..
Gman0771 0
How can you not like chicken? Being a Vegetarian must suck balls.
HunterAlpha1 8
it does. hard. and maybe he remembers that OP is a vegan, but he's trying to give her the hint that he wants to break up.
schmelia 10
Once you try it, you find that it actually doesn't suck. That's why so many of us continue to eat meat-free diet.
schmelia 10
Also, OP is vegetarian, not vegan.
rasta_pasta 4
@239 Then she shouldn't be surprised when he comes back with a snarky answer to a question he's not acculturated to feeling comfortable with unless he's thought about it ad nauseum.
ben1020 6
dump him
PeachyJinx 7
He was trying to break up with you take the hint lol jk