Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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flylikemusic 0
Why would you expect anyone to celebrate your birthday five months later if you didn't think they would on the actual day of?
DoomJeff91 2
I'm busy. I'll read this FML in five months.
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Comments (31)
flylikemusic 0
Why would you expect anyone to celebrate your birthday five months later if you didn't think they would on the actual day of?
toink 0
Nobody' seems to be coming to read this FML eighter. Bad luck, Jimmy! =/
Tequilamockngbrd 7
His friends probably encouraged him to post it. He really needs to stop listening to them.
plainferkeeps 0
shitty
cutiepi 0
I don't understand this at all
jayneroadkill 0
Oh good, I'm not the only one.
BLNovelist 0
Basically, the OP didn't hold a party because he didn't think anyone would show up to it. A few months later he put one together because his friends told him to, yet none of them bothered to show up for it.
Maxine17 8
Most unpopular FML of all time?
DoomJeff91 2
I'm busy. I'll read this FML in five months.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, win.
toink 0
toxi! welcome back! :D
AdviceDog 0
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cutiepi 0
What is that supposed to be? Wilma Flinstone?
Sodam_INsane 0
some friends eh
Bones_effect15 0
Birthdays are overrated these days.
killurbeer 0
kudos for the anchorman quote