Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
hoopla12345 0
XD thats totally something id say
cudiman 0
wow,,,get shit on
AwkwardBalloon 0
well, did you get him any?
cudiman 0
wow,,,,get shit on
briannac1 0
hmm... does he remember your name? or do you have to remind him while he eats the chicken?
a_nutritionist 10
@245 oh **** off you cocksucking twatbag.
caaklove 0
lol sounds like something my fiancé would say...actually he has said that before...except my fiancé was being sarcastic. I'm sure you just have a bad sense of humor.
sebya 0
dump him before it's too late.
jonh_215 0
first off, you picked him... second, go eat a steak, humans are omnivores
sblhaine 0
dump his ass sister