Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Awkward much?
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
Parental approval
Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML
Deep-seated resentment
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Coinkidink?
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Top comments
br0ccoli 15
Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.
TehParteh 9
Maybe it's time for dinner at her house
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Comments (102)
kakarot2 11
Giggity
NabbdjuretPerry 0
I hope you look like your dad :)
DoubleCross 9
She's probably just trying to make you jealous dude. I can see it with a brother, but a dad? really?
PrimeEvilTahir 24
I guess OPs dad is a DILF... Just joking. Like 3 said, she's probably teasing you...
shagoon 2
I don't know, many women like older men.
VictoriaSchultz 8
The only woman I'd know of liking an older man is for his money. She's most likely kidding!
MischievousV 8
There are reasons why some young women prefer older men. Most of the time it's not for monetary reasons even though that theory makes sense for the popular media. Most of the time it's the personality and maturity of the person. Some young people feel more at ease around older generations than with their own even. Look into the psychology of attraction and you'll find variations along this spectrum. Our romantic and sexual partners vary widely, we cannot be neatly placed in little matching boxes.
TheDrudgeChild 4
61 is right, not all women that like older guys like them for money. Most teenagers and people in their early 20's don't act "adult" enough for real relationships with someone who wants to stay committed and in love. And there are some serious DILF types out there.
immaMonsta 8
#61 I completely agree with you. I'm 20 years old, but I prefer dating guys a few years older than I am for maturity reasons; and I've had experience dating people my age, and the relationship was nothing compared to the one I'm in now. I'm very goal orientated, and I just don't want to waste time with people who aren't on that level yet. The guy I'm dating is 25, but yet he's the most mature guy I've ever dated. Not that big of an age difference, but I wouldn't have it any other way. So whoever said girl date older guys for their money, that's not completely true.
randomkayx3 11
You must get the looks from your mum.
mikeawesome 0
Lmao
TehParteh 9
Maybe it's time for dinner at her house
trollfaced 2
Then say her mom is some good stuff
TehParteh 9
Or just stop hitting on eachothers relatives
yahoowizard 16
Siblings, twins, and cousins are still on the table however, depending on age restrictions
NoisyNykkii 10
Tell her that her mom is sexy.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Wow you changed your comment & now I have to change mine, you bag of dicks.
NoisyNykkii 10
Edited comment. Read again.
taintedayush 0
Foursome
NoisyNykkii 10
44- Unless they believe that incest in wincest, no. Just no.
Sandsh8rk 36
Cougar much?
kakarot2 11
Cougar would mean that she is the old one liking a younger male.
Hyde_is_Back 4
If it's robbing the cradle for cougars, does this make the girlfriend a grave robber?
Sandsh8rk 36
I meant the dad, not the girlfriend...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Cougar = Older lady who's into younger men. OP's dad is not a cougar.
kateindeed 5
Is he a panther?
middletoe 5
I believe the correct term for an older man who is into younger girls is a "silver fox". But OP's dad is not the one interested in the girlfriend (presumably), so it doesn't really count anyway in this situation.
Minx108 12
I'd say she's hoping he's a cheatah...
Birdie_Sage 0
You've got yourself a rival now.
MotherHen88 4
DILF?
97629762 3
Nice.
br0ccoli 15
Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.
NoisyNykkii 10
I don't remember the FML saying that they did anything sexual... Either way, I laughed at this comment.
br0ccoli 15
It didn't. I added that part because it's a huge possibility.
NoisyNykkii 10
Well... Depends how hot OPs girlfriend is.
miss_sqwert 19
lololololol crack up
Axipiter 24
Probability.
NoisyNykkii 10
Wait a second.... Does this mean that OP is a mofo?!
iiTsAJ 5
Ask him for some tips