Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
FenHarel 9
So, maybe it's just because I'm short in stature, but am I the only who thinks 'B' is a bit big? I always thought that was the case. I'm a 'B' cup and frankly they're too big. Little nuisances strapped to my chest.
vikky538 29
Anything to boost the confidence!!
Goblin182 27
Its not the size of your boobs that is important, its the proximity to my face.
blueyoshi_fml 16
Complaining about a B cup....I'm a A, accept yourself as you are.
smoothies14 32
...and all the A-cups hate you
whynotbliss 18
Small breasts are best! Perky ones ?
TheDevilsDevices 15
Don't fret my pet...your boobs will show up , they're just late bloomers.
ouijacorn 9
You're both lucky that other girl wasn't me because I would have kicked his ass.
ChristinePi 36
Large breasts aren't that great. Expensive bras, extreme sagging as you age (especially if you want kids), and you can't wear some shirts/dresses without showing cleavage and attracting ALL the attention.
ThatGirl26 12
Id rather have B cups than C or D cups. Who cares what guys think? When I got pregnant I had C's and it sucked! At least he's trying. Some guys prefer ass over boobs anyway. But boobs aren't everything