Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend. I was the little spoon. His hand moved to my chest (I'm less than an A-cup, but very full on my bottom half), and I playfully said, "No! Don’t touch my chest!" He replied, "Huh? I thought that was your rib cage!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.
real life problems 26
Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.
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Comments (17)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Gynecomastia is no laughing matter. Except when a guy takes his shirt off because his man-boobs are getting sweaty.
Emma Marshall 19
Is that a fancy word for being fat?
RicàrdoPen 5
no it can happen to some thin people too
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's the "scientific" term for man-boobs.
acmariner99 25
Time to hit the gym is it?
RichardPencil 32
Jealous, much? What ever happened to the “..., much?” construct? It was so on fleek!
real life problems 26
Hey look on the bright side, now when she drags you into a Victoria's secret store, you can shop for you as well.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Grab her stomach and tell her that’s a solid spare tire.
Charlie Given 28
That's when you smile and say yup I paid for them with every delicious cheeseburger 😂🤣
wanted_2_want 40
Maybe she got jealous because she’s an A size cup.
Davros 12
This is why Kramer and Frank Costanza invented the BRO, a bra for men.
RichardPencil 32
The Man-ssiere!
mssileas 25
I'm into dudes who have something to grab for me, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So unless you're uncomfortable in your body and want to change it - you're the one who has to live in it after all - shmush her into the cleavage to silence her haha
Mungolikecandy 19
At least they are solid and not floppy or flappy.