Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
Xandrick 22
I used to think small breasts wouldn't do it much for me. My last ex proved me wrong. She has high A-cups and I absolutely loved playing with them. OP, in the end, size doesn't matter all that much.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Here is the thing. No matter what you are, you're somebody's type. Some like thin girls, some like thick girls, some like big boob's, some like smaller boob's, the list goes on and on.
natek1028 4
I love small ones! And my girlfriend would kill for those B cups
tamesenicole 27
Exactly!!
tamesenicole 27
Get a push up bra that's why they were invented
kewpiesuicide 29
Quality over quantity
plambert 8
B cup is perfect!
Lars93 18
I love b cups :$
ericp96 10
He does have a point And at least hes still with you and tried to cheer you up
mezochan 29
Wait, B cups are SMALL? *looks down at A cups* I am sorry, my friends, you are smaller than I thought. :(
CharlieM78 9
B cup is nothing to be self conscious about most guys are probably like me I love all breasts from small to large to medium's breasts I wouldn't worry too much