Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
Missmommygreen1 3
It's no fun having triple d's either! Trust me!
MetaFoxStar 11
Dump that asshole!
stayundead 4
I can honestly say as a fellow b cup, I've spoke to some guys about what they like for bra sizes. I've come to the conclusions that a considerable amount think anything over a handful is a waste. I've also met guys who specifically prefer girls with smaller boobs, like a cups and smaller b cups. It just depends. If a guy won't date you because of your bra size, don't waste your time.
Tannasgh 22
Some men, myself included prefer smaller cup sizes. I have found that women with small breasts seem to have much greater sensitivity. While we men enjoy them immensely isn't giving you ladies pleasure what it's all about after all?
Eliiara 11
I would love to be that small again! I don't like having big boobs :/ *gives you my boob fat* Now we can both be happy!
middlenamefrank 8
Just remind yourself how many of us struggle so hard with our weight, a struggle I'm guessing you don't have. A petite woman is always in high demand.
Urpoppy 21
Some of the best breasts that I've seen were A and B cups.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Am I the only one that likes B-Cups around here?
zhelwig1 2
You shouldn't get mad at him for saying that. He's not insulting you for having "small" breasts. He's simply pointing out your not the only one so quit worrying about it.
Unused_Account13 25