Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
bellydancer82 15
I'm an A cup, and I used to be so self conscious considering I'm 22 now. But you learn to accept them, and even love them :) your boyfriend was insensitive, you should have a talk with him about that. Sometimes guys don't realize how much something is bothering you, and they use humor to lighten a situation.
doodlebug33 20
Big breasts are overrated. I hate having DDD cups.
logank013 20
Small boobs are really attractive. Wtf? Lol. Don't feel bad OP
cynthianicole95 9
I mean...it was a horribly failed attempt, but he was kind of trying..
hordriss 14
I think he meant well.
sallen14 8
I had b cup & c cup **** for a loooong time. I was pretty upset about it but now im rocking DD's, you just gotta wait. It took mine a long time to grow. Try doing chest exercises, they really do work and help make them perky.
angryo5trich 13
B-cup isn't small
caliguy08 17
What an a-hole
Seabass_Chan 33
At least your chest size doesn't seem to matter to him. He may have done it in a mildly insensitive way, but he was obviously trying to make you feel better. Some guys are just bad at that sort of thing, but try not to let it get you down.
ladyP97 11
Don't get too caught up on cup size. It's relative to you're band size. So even if you're a b cup, you might still be bigger than someone with a c cup that has a smaller band.