Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
Ninjerman 7
But small ones look better!!
this1gamer 3
I love woman with small busts :)
Fixme 5
B is for Best :)
Tsukiyomi 16
Big ones just get in the way
Weasely 11
Hahaha try having an A cup... though even some A cups I buy are too big. Though my whole body is small so it kinda isn't that bad, but I feel like I'm missing out on a part of being a woman. Though I know if I had big boobs I'd just complain about them.
morganshea 16
Don't let that get you down OP! The size of your chest doesn't determine how attractive or nice you are. You're beautiful the way you are!
analanamoose 3
would like to weigh in. my gf has smaller boobs than u. she's self conscious; doesn't bother me at all. it's not that I necessarily prefer small ones, but that I prefer her. Look, guys are not great at ... interactions. We do our best, and I really think he was trying to be sweet .
gossipmeowxo 9
Try being a double A
cielinwonderland 7
I have A cups. But at least my boyfriend makes me feel good about them. Jeez xD
ang3l4 17
I'm 23 with AA cups. Now that's something to be self conscious about