Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Top comments
luarasticks 13
why is a 7 year old friends with the guy you like?
interesting33 37
how did she get that picture of you?
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interesting33 37
how did she get that picture of you?
EmDizzle2007 28
I think it's to be implied that she took the picture but that only raises the question "why. was she able to do that?"... mind you, getting dating help from a 7-year-old should be the real FML.
luarasticks 13
why is a 7 year old friends with the guy you like?
Chinaski76 15
And why does a seven year old have a her own phone that she uses to (apparently) text and send pictures to older men? I’m kind of hoping it’s a typo and maybe OP meant 17 year old (though “pesky” suggests a young child).
GhostFox 34
Because there is such a thing as being friends or at least friendly with someone much younger than you, especially if the community is close enough that just being neighbors is enough of a credential for being hired as a baby sitter. As to phones, a lot of parents give their kids phones at a young age nowadays because it makes them feel more secure- hell, my mother got one for me when I was seven because I walked home from school and she was worried about kidnapper's. It's usually less for the actual kid and more for the parent. The REAL concerns are that a seven year old not only knows what nudes are and why people usually send them, but additionally doesn't understand why taking a picture of someone without their consent, while they are naked, and sending it to someone else isn't okay.
T1A2Z3 35
Could be a family friend. I would have much younger people I would consider friends because our families are friends. Why the girl was in the bathroom while op was showering is the real problem.
Dave_Davington 34
So, did it work?
rebeccabyram 15
If it works, it ain't stupid
Tripartita 45
It was an odd choice of Fisher Price to make a toy phone with data capabilities and a camera, but they’re sticking with it.
RichardPencil 32
You’re interested in guys who have 7-year-old girls as “friends?” You may be over the hill for him.
Lobby_Bee 18
Just how did this little girl get into your home? Doesn't sound like you knew someone else was in your home, you showered without locking the bathroom door.
johnnyswallop 18
Agreed. Drew a YDI for this one.
GhostFox 34
OP was babysitting, which was stated in an earlier version of the FML before the staff edited it. Meaning she left the door unlocked because the little girl needed to have access to her in case something happened. It probably didn't occur to OP that a SEVEN YEAR OLD would know what nudes are, or that sending one could make the guy attracted to OP.
Clapdaddy 16
strange situation, but maybe it'll work out for you. Here's hoping
Josee Beauregard 5
I have so many questions...
davecross 11
So did your get a date with that guy or do you need to find a new wing man or girl