Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
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Top comments
andits 21
Well look at the bright side, you aren't dead.
Norja 33
To whoever says "Why did you run?" If you heard someone shout "You're dead!" and run in your direction, you'd run even if you hadn't done anything. Especially if you thought they were crazy or bigger than you.
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Comments (34)
brendejafulable 41
Guilty conscience?
cloco87 22
You're dumb, as if you wouldn't be scared someone chasing you while screaming " your dead " I'm sure you'd piss your pants.
Soninuva 41
Why'd you run? Feeling guilty?
oceanbrickfire 21
If someone said it in a threatening tone wouldn't you run?
RawritsYoshi 13
Wow. He could've at least helped you up.
andits 21
Well look at the bright side, you aren't dead.
katie1243 16
How did you not see the pole that was right in front of you?
derangedplanet 23
It happens to the best of us. it's worse when you hit solid walls completely sober
tigerzroze 16
you have never run into a wall, pole, glass door, person? I am pretty sure at some point you have run into at least one of the above.
kaitlynjane 28
They probably looked back several times to see if the person chasing them was catching up or whatnot.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
At least you know what side of "fight or flight" you're on? Just kidding, but I'm sorry that happened to you OP!
Norja 33
To whoever says "Why did you run?" If you heard someone shout "You're dead!" and run in your direction, you'd run even if you hadn't done anything. Especially if you thought they were crazy or bigger than you.
hacksaw246 24
That's why you always carry cause a bullets gonna be a lot faster than the one chasing you.
theoldman 22
Your photo is perfect for your comment and this FML.
Norja 33
#18 Don't you think there are enough problems with guns in your country?
Redgy22 26
guns don't kill. people do. they don't needs guns to kill...if you don't live here, keep out of it.
hacksaw246 24
No I don't. We do have a problem with people doing the wrong thing though. Considering though that in America places with higher legal gun ownership have less crime I'm gonna say no gun problem. If guns are the problem mine must be broke because they've never killed anybody.
amanda182 19
# 29 THANKYOU! Finally a smart person in here. It really annoys me when people say America has "gun problems". We have no such thing. And it's a proven fact places where you're allowed to carry have less crimes. Look at Kansas for instance.. You hardly ever hear of anything there. And they have hardly any gun laws.
tormcn 26
Brain dead, maybe. In all seriousness, hope you're okay.
Jryan952015 7
Run its a zombie!!'
mimiminx 23
That took me a minute to understand as I initially thought you meant you ran because you thought you were a ghost.
SplineMan 4
Thank you. I thought it was just me! :D
lemonadestand 7
This is too funny
scrollingthru 10
pretty funny. never saw it that way till now
Sigilwen 24
if that was the case I think the fml would go something like op thought they became a ghost till the attempt to run threw a pile failed.