Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
gm1beanzz 14
From what I hear, having small breasts is somewhat of a pleasure for most women. You get to lay on your stomach, to name one of the advantages.
laden_swallow09 35
Little if any back pain as you get older, your bras don't dig into your shoulders and pinch a nerve unless they're the wrong size, less sag when you get older, hugging someone shorter isn't pornographic, you can wear any swimwear you want, wear low-cuts without a bra and no one will give you nasty looks…
rainbowsRlove 15
my wife gets self conscience about her size as well I just try to reassure her that I love everything about her. pointing out that "you're not the only one" is not reassuring and if that girl heard, may have made her self conscience as well. sounds like he had good intentions just didn't properly execute it. don't worry a bigger chest is not always what its cracked up to be.
thedoctor999 11
It's hard to say don't be self conscious about something, but, you really shouldn't worry about it. The most attractive people are the ones that love themselves completely, as they are.
getindoe69 17
34b is the average size of ****, so b isn't as small as some think
earlytermination 34
34B? Are you sure about that?
laden_swallow09 35
25- NATURAL breasts.
grajax 24
In the U.S. The average is D.
doodlesdork 7
With the obese people and fake **** here yea but not for natural boobs on normal sized girls.
kaz55 9
Everyone needs to google "ABraThatFits." You wear a 32B? Guess what...your actual size is probably 30C or 28D. And let's not even get started on the ones wearing 40DD and should be wearing 28J. Whatever size you wear...follow their instructions to measure yourself. Your mind will be blown.
FenHarel 9
I've been measured a lot of times, as a D-cup, but only a b-cup will fit me, Nd even then there is space.
Afroman720 18
Boobs are boobs, most guys really don't care about the size. Believe it or not most guys (not all) care about the woman behind the boobs, rather than the boobs themselves. Boobies are just a bonus.
koganti 18
#20 yup.
Goblin182 27
Bonus boobs! I like it.
fuckyadvice 1
big boobs are more eyecatching when fully clothed because we can see more, but all boobs are just as fun when naked.
9a_1z 12
The trick is to grow massive boobs later in life, then slap yourself in the face for not appreciating your wonderful boobs when they caused you so much less hassle and fitted into all the nice lingerie. Seriously, all **** are awesome, find the awesomeness in yours, dress them in pretty things.
Isandri 29
you made my day with that comment. growing them boobs, growing them boobs... :3
earlytermination 34
Boys are dumb. He probably had good intentions,
interesting33 37
Small boobs are more perky generally :) People like all sorts of body shapes :)
kyiomi 18
Honestly... This isn't an FYL. He was trying to make you feel better. You should be grateful. If anything, this is an FHL for what he called out about her.