Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
pshtuthinkicare 19
I personally consider you lucky to have B cups. I'm looking at a breast reduction, I would love to have what you do.
LostInTheZone11 29
Secret fact about most guys. We don't care what size boobs you girls have. We tend to love them all.
michelle16500 6
Atleast he tried to make you feel better, OP. Cheer up
Adamjohn82 19
Coming from a guy, girls can still be super attractive even if they don't have what some what call "ideal" features
princessperly 8
Dump that 0 and get with a hero!
Aspirax 13
Please don't. Our society puts unnecessary pressure on girls to have big boobs. The man who loves you won't care.
TonierShadow 19
There's a joke to be made here but I can't think of one, so breasts.
neuronerd 29
Depending on how old you are, that may change. Just this year, at age 31, I finally became a D cup, after being an A/B most of my life. A combination of birth control and a little weight gain (from scrawny to normal size) completely changed things.
worldclassrager 41
Everyone needs to feel confident with themselves and it seems like your chest isn't a big deal to him...he loves you for who you are not for your body
schalk 12
OP, boobs are fun in all shapes & sizes ;)