Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
Silk_Routes 14
He is a keeper Op...B is absolutely fine
exo_went_insane 12
B is the perfect size. Fits well into the hand, has a very nice shape, because it doesn't sag and is plenty big enough. My ex gf had A Cups and they were beautiful, too.
TommyGun85 19
I have b cups too an my partner always tell me they are massive! Then again, I am a guy and my girlfriend can be quite mean :-(
TCRII 30
B cups are the perfect size. Do you know what that girl with the DD cups will have between her breasts when she is 60 - her belly button!
collinchildress 12
Think of it this way, if you had huge breasts then they'd probably be hanging by your belly button in 20 years. Love who you are
koganti 18
i like them(boobs)big, i like them small. i have to say, i like them all.
Jryan952015 7
Then you point at his penis and say your not the only one with a small penis.
CaroLouWho 10
I feel like that probably sounded better in his head, but that he meant well. But honestly, there's nothing wrong with small boobs (although I don't consider a B-cup that small; maybe on the smaller end of average, but B to C are kind of average size to me).
HoboMeth 36
He still loves you though
Psycho_Babydoll 26
B cups are awesome. They're like a happy medium between small and large. I mean, sure, I get that anybody can be insecure about what they've got, but I personally ended up with D cups by the time I was 11. Now THAT sucked majorly. Big boobs are just as irksome as small boobs-- basically, being a boob-owner is an angsty life. At the very least though, it sounds as though your boyfriend was trying to make you feel less insecure by pointing out you're not the only person with a smallish chest. He could have worded it better, sure, but he tried. Also, we've no idea what your relationship is like, but as long as your boyfriend has never actually complained about your boob size or belittled you for it, bless him for trying.