Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
i would have though it was i <3 LA too... unless you put L.A. (with the dots)....but that's like poking his hand...next time write "U" inside the heart
texmas 0
I don't think that's ever really a good way to let a guy know that you like him.
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slyvanilla_creme 0
i would have though it was i <3 LA too... unless you put L.A. (with the dots)....but that's like poking his hand...next time write "U" inside the heart
MacintoshDima 0
You're #1 :)
itsgen 16
haha ur niceee
me199 0
Is this the first fml ever?
me199 0
wow this was written on10/13/08 and the first comment was posted 2/16/08
me199 0
i mean 2/16/09
happyhak 5
first fml ever
metalhead256 0
how is this a fm?l.... stupid women they dont think
ericvolp12 0
wow 1st fml evah broheim
flufffypants 0
this isn't the first fml it's just server refreshing constantly
zackmx99 0
#143 is stupid... it's an fml cause she prob is mad that he doesn't even think about it that way like those two together
Matias_Says_FML 4
Agreed #1.
someone2me2 1
tyiopfsdgchj
schnitzel5 0
lol!
CvBobo 0
lol sux
qwerty4321 0
Maybe he loves L. A. and his way of saying it just made u think it was Los Angeles. So what now? Yeah, another saved with practical sense =)
qwerty4321 0
another day*
travisrocker 0
wow 1 u r the first commented ever
dinorawrous 0
first fml evar!
goingdown_fml 0
haha
JoshK9030 0
lol this isn an fml girls some ppl think theirs lives are terrible when they're not
yankees1149 0
yup
Thabb 0
"fancy"?
BuddyChristSays 0
I'm here on the first FML
akkimber 0
it took this guy forever to find this app.
gtdoll 0
Haha fyl. But I doubt this is the first fml, maybe others were deleted like on mlia.
fanbat 0
Larry and Angie
Pitch_Night_Wolf 0
You people who take pride on commenting on the first FML are funny. FML.
hackymeal 0
First FML ftw!!
Savannah_97 0
So it's pretty epic that this is the first fml but I would have taken that as a way to start conversation and flirt alittle ;)
nateypooo 0
maybe he was playing dumb...I do that sometimes
McCamryn123 0
hahahaa(: i made the FIRST fml like 2yrs laterrr(: now how the f. did he find FML?(: kay thnx bye(:
Cjw1220 0
The first fml says something like this : "Today, I realized my life is so pathetic I created a site where people post their miseries" That's just what I remember.
Hoplaka 0
How about you stfu? We weren't made to be your maid or your chef. We were made to help populate the world. I'd like to see two men trying to make love. Oh wait! They can't get pregnant.
cruxx 0
Yay now I'm on the FIRST page of the FIRST FML replying to the FIRST commenter. Woot.
molil_4810 0
first fml Eva:0 ...........Anddddd not paticurally a good one:/
substitutes 0
I agree with #1
pinkpillowz 0
I agree with one also^^
_HeadShot_ 0
this is the first fml?
tjsomethin 9
I made it! This is the first FML ever, and the first comment ever!
maxair14 0
#218 is hot;)
Rafid 0
wow first fml
zendaddy0 0
yay I'm on the first fml agfawsvgd wggnbbnvghbggnernvtgahgfdjydvjg vgjewbshjgfff that was me celebrating
Nandito2 0
Ya first FML!
101autie 0
yeaaa duuuuh....
iAmScrubs 19
I guess I'm not the only one to have this idea of looking for the first FML ever
emilyrules41 0
09 SMARTASS xD
maz_irken 6
I wanted to be a comment on the first FML ^^
ritbbehindu 0
I'm happy to be on the first FML :)
WolfKing501 0
bob ?
mhayes119_fml 0
first!!
mhayes119_fml 0
first!!
roflcopter423 0
This is about to be a historic moment. On my app the first fml is about to enter the 1000th page. Time to celebrate!
dre_bro11 12
325, it was full weird for me, a few weeks back I only had 380 pages or something like that, and now there's over 1000... but yer, cool to be posting on the first ever FML.
12vballchick12 5
First fml.... Epic win
Salinad2468 4
No it's the sixth, for some reason they didn't put the first 5.
bambilmf 0
look again!! it was 2/16/09!!!!
ahh_forever 0
first FML ever?
AaronTkr 0
I'm just gonna leave my comment here.. to say i commented on the first FML ever:3
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
1- it wold be L+A in a heart (:
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
To all the ppl who say this is the first FML it's not...sorry to say when new ones come the others disappear bc the FML system refreshes these and gets rid of them...in a days time this one also will be gone
ZER0SI6KSSE7EN 0
First FML!! FTW!
elliee2llie 0
First FML? I don't think so how did she find it?
meg63720 0
This is not the first fml Eva dip ***** this was in 09 the first was in 08 so stop saying this cuz it isn't
DuBWuBB455 7
BEHOLD the first of firsts.
skylarrossi 0
Awwww well now yall have something in common
DHIL 0
:D
HowAreYouToday 34
Hey FML! I'm gonna change my account... Lol. I'll see you in my next life!
GrammaticalNazi 2
Everyone - I have arrived.
ZealIFeel 7
One small post for woman, one giant moment for FML.
ImOlivia 5
First FML ever? :/ well, if it is, I commented on it! :)
brittney4598 0
Yes! Comment on the 1st fml ever:)
jrsylilballer6 7
Just wanted to be here :3 I know I'm a little late and so I welcome thumbs down with welcome arms
TheiMightyKhaL 2
I used to write FMLs, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
barrk12 8
I
angrymexican 8
This is where it all began.
K_kanaka 26
Wow the first FML
lrgenesis 19
I'm on the first fml! Yay!
lrgenesis 19
I'm on the first fml! Yay!
BeefyQueef 5
Blah
Killer_fel 15
This is not the first. I know. I go regularly on the last page, they delete the older FML's.
italian_cows 4
OMFG IT'S 2012 AND IM STILL READING OLD ONES!!!
GirlOnFire143 6
That created a whole new definition for "first comment".
t_raw1234 11
I got to comment on the first FML ever:)
lonkite101 14
FIRST FMLLL
starflyer59 17
This is not the first fml. They cycle each time one is submitted.
neilykins 29
Just like every one else, I wish to leave my comment on here. :D
CatsForLife 3
And now I can say I commented on the first FML ever. There is weirdly so much pride that comes with that!:o
IworkAt711 14
Look at the way FML users used to comment. Its like we've all evolved or something.
the_enigma1019 1
The first fml... Truly a momentous moment...
Inheritance 10
I love how everyone is commenting on these old FMLs.
LonelyIslander1 5
Yes
kxxjoejoexxk 8
First fml is best fml!
superalubba 13
Congrats first fml to be. Published
OrangeKnife 10
First FML Evah :D hehehehee
Zyzz7 12
Zyzz was here brah<3
Pwn17 25
Wow, just seeing how far this site has come... FML forever!
darylim18 1
I actually got here on Random! Epic.
marulicko 19
Ah.. The childhood of FML
Notohp 6
Rofl
hxnnxh 14
6 years later... I wonder what ever happened to the romance of L and A
Spentpoet 26
Sadly the first 5 FMLs got removed, this is number 6
SherbetGlitter 26
I'm just going to pretend this is the first and celebrate ;)
texmas 0
I don't think that's ever really a good way to let a guy know that you like him.
jacsamm 0
lol phail whale
turtlemansam 6
This isn't twitter
awkward_turtles 1
wait is any1 confused why she wrote it on his hand?
zoe768532 1
Yes! Really why?
pwnman 33
FYL, OP. Follow up if things are going good now. Hope you found someone awesome.
Aviva1313 0
ummm how old are you?I can't see writing your initials on your hand as an acceptable form of flattery past the age of 12...
Slayerfan408 6
Exactly!
Toolishing 22
Sometimes flattery is kiddish to begin with.
GG_fml 0
he's braindead, move on ...
lailax3 0
it's not reeally the first 1. alot of the older ones were deleted bc they were extreeemely lame.
bangarang11 0
Men are generally known to be ignorant when it comes to sentimental come ons'. That's pretty funny, though. Lol..
Jebadiah 0
wats tht supposed to mean?
TheButler 0
lol.. ure calling men braindead when ure being braindead enough to say we're all braindead? men invented like everything that was ever invented :) :P oh and unlucky on the FML try to be clearer :P specialy with the inititials L.A.. :P
teamrocketemily 0
hey, you're an *intelligent* member of the male species, try spelling you're correctly.
Ascaryrobot 0
You're named after something from Pokemon -_-
Mike345 0
wow try spelling you're correctly. Its Try spelling "You're" correctly. Talk about Braindead
tweetbaby14 18
what's the difference dumbass
someone2me2 1
Yes but all the inventors had wives that made them work so without the women they would be the flat slobs they are
OblivionWinds 0
did men invent tampons? how embarrasing would that have been?
Aeriyx 6
Actually yeah they were, tampons were created for soaking up blood in wars and the nurses found a second use for them....Yes I realize I'm 6 years late I'm just bored scrolling through the random FMLs
alex_vik 1
So, you wrote on the guy for no reason, and expected him to automatically knew that "LA" meant you and him? Frankly, if some girl were to just start writing on me, I'd be a little pissed.
TheButler 0
lol bit uptight... girls do it all the time in my school :P and we're in year 10 (14-15) i don't get annoyed:)
Bman54 19
That's what I thought!
someone2me2 1
I bet they never actually did it to you but, I just supposed so seeing as YOU'RE an iliterate woman hater
thatguy888 0
first fml
tencalories 3
what the hell are you talking about?
MagicStallion 9
I'm on the first FML :3
LOLWUT_fml 0
I'm sorry, but...LOL!
cutiepie343 7
I'm just commenting here to be on the first FML ever :D
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Me too.
KriiFahMoro 9
"dumby" is spelled dummy, dumbass.
OrangeKnife 10
Indeed
shuyin14 0
lol, maybe he's just a bit dumn. it's kind of cute though.
Chelsers13524 0
dumn? XD nice one, it's 'dumb' actually. and FYL!! it's pretty funny though...if I had been there I would have laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed!! Because that is FUNNY!! rolf XD
dabbers23 0
you Spelt 'dumb' wrong. idiot.
jake3292 5
it's spelled dumb dumby
smileihtscuter 0
LOL oh gosh.... My name starts with L and the guy I like's name starts with an A too. I can really imagine him doing that exact same thing if I were to write LA in a heart. some guys...eesh aha
jim_witness 0
OOHHH!! Smart guy!!