Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
Wait, you decided to turn on an electric blanket while it was wet?
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a great band name. "Tonight's show features Def Leppard, Twisted Sister and Burned Urine."
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Comments (15)
jfsiv 17
this should have made it.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a great band name. "Tonight's show features Def Leppard, Twisted Sister and Burned Urine."
extremereviews 26
Wait, you decided to turn on an electric blanket while it was wet?
jcash52426 5
Sucks to be you
HunterM09 1
Nasty
species4872 20
No wonder you remained anonymous.
commandokid 13
Moron
craigieboy2002 4
Ever heard of a washing machine?!
fastnachter 15
You can't machine wash electric blankets. You can spray it with air freshener and hang to dry
two2blue 28
I would highly recommend an enzymatic cleaner for pet stains to remove the odor!
MousePotato80 3
Get a spray bottle of peroxide ( the kind you use for cuts) spray the WHOLE bottle on the pee area saturate it. Let it sit for a bit and put baking soda on it. It gets rid of the smell and the colour like a charm. If you spray it in the morning it should dry by bed time you'll know where to spray by smell! Vacuum off the baking soda should be good to go