Anonymous
United States
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Grand Junction, United States
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Kryometric
Coupeville, United States
Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
Anonymous
Bad moon rising
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
sarahrachel
Albuquerque, United States
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
forgotten
United States
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
carl_carl_
Wichita, United States
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Upside-Down Sleeper.
Pasadena, United States
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
monsterdanceman
Ozark, United States
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Stigmamma
Something is about to bust
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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bengermin 5
And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.
skadoosh52 0
You went WEEEEE on da rollercoaster :P
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rlcollins 0
that sucks
jewfro311 0
Haha FYL
bravesfan112233 0
the people below watching probably weren't expecting showers
sterlingarcher 1
hahahaha
littlemissFYL 5
and the little piggy went wee wee wee all the way ..down
largefoofighter 0
I'm still wearing my pee pants
dcam13 19
why does everyone on here rephrase simple sentences so they sound more like a dumbass?? you peed your pants OP. Peed your pants. not your bladders fault, your fault. ydi for pissing yourself.
spartanfan68 0
27 your pic is the shit lmao
ImaWiseGuy 5
ever heard of tha pinch off??
rafsta 0
the ride scared the shit out of you.Well in this case piss
whitesox365 0
l bet you enjoyed the after pictures
ipod_addict 0
I think your bladder emptied itself BECAUSE you were on a rollercoaster
Keffin 0
that mustve been a shitty situation for you and person next to you
Keffin 0
inb4 realizing it was a golden shower on his pants. -facepalm-
darkerkiller89 0
no need to get... PISSY about it
L3Paparazzo 7
Scared shitless
catrav77 0
Haha, it literally scared the shit out of 'em
jane79 0
it's more scared the piss out of them lol
PeteyPablo12308 20
More like scared pee-less. The FML says bladder, not bowels.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
lol. op is so full of shit its migrated to his bladder and now he ***** with his penis. Yet another example of how lying is bad(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I wasn't calling the FML fake, if that's why I was moderated...
PeteyPablo12308 20
Huh??? ^^^
brokemysoul 0
I agree huh???? ^^^ what Did that mean?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It made sense to me, I guess i just fail (: and thanks Sirin, I don't mean to cause any trouble, m'dear :D
fatgirllovesfml 0
stfu
spartanfan68 0
why is every body in such a pissy mood
spartanfan68 0
what the **** is up with your. pick
kaylanicole1255 1
Scared piss-less! :p
ripjohnlennon 5
47, it made sense to me to bro. ur not alone
iLikeBoyes22 0
thts exactly what I was gon say
JocelynKaulitz 28
This is why you should always go before getting on a roller coaster.
TwatRot69 0
Why? I love when people don't go pee before getting on the Roller Coaster, especially when I'm the lucky one to get the golden shower. ;)
thesunsetglow_fml 8
I wittnessed a kid shit himself at Disneyland.
strizz18 0
I witnessed a kid cum himself at disneyland
Mauskau 36
My sister shat herself in Disneyland
whitesox365 0
pardon my ignorance but is shat a typo or is it a real word?
evamusical 12
Yes, shat is the past of ********.
Mr_Darkside 5
that's lovely... bet the people waiting in line at the bottom had a worse day...
catrav77 0
"Today, I was at a theme park when all the sudden some guy peed on my head! FML."
Mr_Darkside 5
more like it started to rain yellow
catrav77 0
hahaha nastyy
livin_plur 0
today I sat in a puddle of piss on a roller coaster FML
kinga08 0
54, when I was in Universal Studios in Florida, I actually checked all the seats on the roller coasters before I sat on them for that very reason. Someone got on The Hulk a row in front of me and sat in something warm and wet. Yuckkkkk....
bengermin 5
And that's why I ALWAYS wear diapers.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omg me too! I mean who wouldn't?? Lmfao.
tsim_fml 0
I wouldn't but its normal to wear diapers.
bengermin 5
Oh, not just at amusement parks, I meant in general.
jane79 0
ydi it for going to the bathroom before you got on the ride, and I feel sorry for who ever road with cause I'm sure they got some piss on them I just hope it did not do any loops cause it could of got in someones face eww
krushr 3
You might consider paying closer attention in English class. Sheesh.
Mr_Darkside 5
haha nice
Predental 5
"road" lol oh shit
oemgeezz 0
ydi 'for' going to the bathroom?
oemgeezz 0
ydi 'for' going to the bathroom?
guestxxx 0
113, reread the comment. It says "YDI 'it' for".
uncbballwins 0
116 I'm going to steal your cat k?
missy_lynn012 0
number 7 ydi it for talking ish and having multiple typos. i did ydi it on purpose btw.
whitesox365 0
its nice to see people with differences teaming up to crap on someone that lacks proper grammar skills.
drethereason 0
can you understand the words coming out of my mouth
jdeshnerx3 0
ydi for not going to the bathroom before you got on the ride. and I feel sorry for whoever rode with you because I'm sure they got some piss on them. I just hope it did not do any loops because it could have gotten on someone face, eew.
figureskates2344 6
oh that sucks. I sure hope there was no one under you
mswizzle88 0
or on top?
jayalexander 7
umm... epic fail...
jupiter80 0
rookie mistake, always go to the bathroom before u go on a rollarcostar
PsychoMerk 0
sissy! >:D
sourgirl101 29
pissy! >:D
vietmanx 10
#10 not everyone can be the perfect person that you are, use ur super eating powers to belittle the OP, then kick his/her ass becuz u r superbad