Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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skippydoda 32
Bless you
nonsensical 26
So hard that he re-dislocated his shoulder
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Comments (47)
noegaragedoors 1
is this Tony Romo?
TheLynx_fml 20
I'm sorry but that was hilarious
sphalkya 3
Hypermobility syndrome? Ehlers Danlos?
MrBlond 3
I sneezed so hard it gave your mom hip dysplasia.
loueasy 23
Honey God did Not bless you