Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Brandon Lafantaisie
Back in the red
Today, I sneezed and pulled every muscle in my lower back. For the third time in two years, after $3000+ in physiotherapy. Round 3, here we come. FML
Manly Sneeze
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Just wait till you get past 45, a sneeze will make you a shart yourself ,throw out your back and maybe even pee a little! 🤣🤣🤦🏻🙄
Hangryko 32
Yup, sounds about right.
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Charlie Given 28
Just wait till you get past 45, a sneeze will make you a shart yourself ,throw out your back and maybe even pee a little! 🤣🤣🤦🏻🙄
Hangryko 32
Yup, sounds about right.