Gross...
United States
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
oh for f*cks sake
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
That idiot
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
holy
United Kingdom
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
ilikeirishducks
Italy
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Anonymous
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Top comments
AcidLacedBong 5
Send him to Americas got talent!!
doctor_awesome 8
ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.
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Comments (228)
xlord 27
I've never heard of that fetish before?
SirObvious 1
Water is just a gateway suck.
PrickHead 0
one guy, one ...pool?
organicmtdew 0
Is that a question or a statement.
ashleylucky16 6
Clearly the question mark was to show you that the comment expressed disbelief and/or uncertainty. Winning.
niall92 6
I have..... ._.
landon_loe11 16
He probably has the cleanest asshole around.
lindseyluvszac 4
Your little bro is obviously gifted he needs to start his own circus
reallytho3 11
All he needs is a camera and he can b a youtube sensation... I can see people happy to watch something like tht...
IndiRae 9
It's not impressive unless he can blow it back out like a whale. Now, I'd pay to see that.
FarSide 23
@88: I agree. When he can shoot it out his blow-hole, then I'll be impressed.
IndiRae 9
143- Thanks for saying exactly what I said, with different words. Skillz.
RainbowLuna 0
What will be sucked into little bros ass today a pencil, a bat, more water?
AcidLacedBong 5
Send him to Americas got talent!!
deathtrap 0
Well did you try it?
bizarre_ftw 22
I want to see that broadcasted to every home then end up on the soup & AFV!!!!!
doctor_awesome 8
ass straws. so you can use your mouth for more important things.
Majstr 23
Be happy it is only a water.
crazychick1269 7
for all we know it could b something else to:/
shake_my_head 2
Lmao @ 127
idoc300 11
Chlorine
StoryOfTheYear 15
"What an asshole"
hurrican_fml 0
WIN!
phenx84 1
... Gold.
Febbo 1
You
MrPlopper 9
Suck!!!!!!!
Mysanitywins 10
I'm jealous. Boners told me he did this once at a bar. I fell in love with him ever since.
Febbo 1
We should start talking. I want someone that i can be friends with thats 16 aswell and bi. Add me on skype. Its: feforfar
borkchop1992 15
does he have you blow water up his ass?
ShawnzieNstuff 6
Obviously not, he made it perfectly clear he can do that on his own.
ashleylucky16 6
Haha
geekpowerwtf 0
How much do I need to pay for a lesson?
RyanMacVey 17
i think im in love