Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
xxxNataliexxx 0
Congrats your the first ****** of the year and OP that does suck : /
cowgod 0
65!!!
skullbashd 3
I was kicked out of the I had sex with a goat group for breaking the only rule
kmknotek 0
and this still doesnt mean op is fat..... god fmls are sucking more and more
unitedfan11 0
I don't dislike fat people but when I have to sit next to one on a united airlines airplane, it AGGRAVATING!!
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
overrandom 4
Yep. It's fairly neat. The airline I know for sure that has it is Delta Airlines. Right now, they're under a lot of promotions, so the service is currently free. Normally, it's $9.95 for one flight usage. It's surprisingly quick, though.
thatoneguyinca 0
That's what I thought, guess it's been a long time since I've been in the air. On the other hand, I'm sick and ******* tired of people complaining about facebook. FOR **** SAKES ITS FACEBOOK!!"Wow my life is sooo ******, my girlfrend dumped me on FACEBOOK!" Grow up facebook doesn't equal life
cookiesncream123 11
wow... FYL
JohnE3 0
It's not like it's really business, unless of course, facebook is SERIOUS Bussiness.
crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
escualida 0
that's what I was thinking... YDI for reading over people's shoulders, maybe they realized you were being rude as hell by doing that and decided to join that group to piss you off.
nicko_oz 4
haha i was thinking the exact same thing!
itsmeppl 0
is ur profile pic off weeworld?
SailorSolaris 43
If the person was on the labtop or something, I can't see how OP couldn't have seen it. Same for an iPad. Besides, those seats are small!
ExtremeEncounter 32
How the **** do you have to look over the shoulder of someone who is literally sitting right next to you?
D2_fml 0
Well it's true. Sitting next to fat people anywhere is annoying. The seats aren't made for them, so I guess it sucks for them as well. Nothing against fat people, it's your life/health, but if it affects other people then we should be allowed to complain. Just like we complain about people with loud music in public spaces, etc.
what_the_fail 0
Im so joining that group now!
fastbunny 0
But Wut can they do magically get skinny
babe7260 30
Omg I can't imagine having anything SO ******* rude cross my mind!!! Truly pathetic!!!!
terriibabiiix23 0
woww, thats SO rude of them ! FYLL.
xd0rkiee 0
You've never heard of people on their laptops while their flying? The pilot tells you to turn them off, but after a period of time, you can turn them back on. --;
scottvodka 0
you haven't flown recently, then. i'm calling bs on you
catscratch_fml 1
Well, you've got my sympathy. Sitting next to assholes is never fun. I'd take a giant over a meanie any day.
ddlovatolover 23
OP could join the group too to let his seatmate know that the feeling's mutual.
Simonn_fml 0
Whenever I fly, the pilot tells eveybody to turn off wireless features, so I'm calling bs on this.
krladygator3 7
dumbfuck, that's when is going up and then down....
Cereal_Is_Good 5
Plus, some planes have wifi available to use during the entire flight. Look into things before you say something is bullshit, 10.
C0urante 0
YDI. It SUCKS to sit next to fat people on planes. I'd honestly do that if I knew the person was going to see my actions and be offended by it; it's only fair payback!
catscratch_fml 1
Because that'd be more than half the plane. You are aware that ~60% of the population of America is overweight? And you'll find quite a few taller than 5'7 as well. Besides which, wouldn't a midgety section throw off the weight balance of the aircraft?
Coccinelle_fml 15
It drives me crazy when people assume that the only reason people get fat is because they eat like pigs. For your information, there are such things as DISEASES that make people fat and they can't do anything about it. Fatness can also be due to some medication that the OP has to take. You know NOTHING about their life so stop making assumptions that might hurt their feelings. AND losing weight is not that easy. You have to find a diet that works - and trust me not all of them work for everyone!
lazytown 0
Sure, there's diseases/other things that aren't food that make you fat. But most times, people ARE fat just because they don't eat as healthy as they should. And fried oreos are ******* awesome.
little_otter 0
BLAH BLAH BLAH...I'm fat because of a "medical" condition. I love when fat people play that card. 99% of the time the "medical condition" associated with your being fat is too many ******* cheeseburgers. Take one salad and call me in the morning.
txgirl09 5
I'll admit i've gained weight because of eating. But I was also eating because I handle stress with food and have been through the stress of my house burning down and being in college at the same time (which is its own set of stresses).
Coccinelle_fml 15
Most times doesn't give you the right to generalization. What if OP has been struggling with his fat his entire life but was unable to lose it? Comments like "it's your own damn fault" will be unbearable for him to hear.
scottvodka 0
for this, i recommend cocaine
Spaceghost77 0
You mean the twinkie and bon bon diet is a sham? It's really really simple. Don't eat food loaded with fat for every meal and anytime you need a "snack" and you will not get fat.
Nikiebear226 0
Yeah, seriously, some people have low matabollisms, so anythings makes them gain weight. Also, this person might have a disease, or it could be hereditary, so there is nothing they can do about it. I think that people shouldn't call others fat based on fml, because they don't know the op. It's rude and can be hurtful to the op.
BrettFavreisgod 0
#21 is fat
wazdog 4
There's a reason why the word over-generalisation exists, because generalisations by themselves are okay. So if most fat people are fat because of their own doing, it is okay to generalise and say YDI. Btw, my friend has hypothyroidism and fatty liver but she's discipline so she isn't fat.
drkwlf 0
It's so cute when fat/ugly people defend other fat/ugly people with retarded excuses
nicko_oz 4
@#21 sorry but its hard for people to not be so judgemental yes maybe 10 - 15% of fat people in this world is due to meds and diseases but a lot of people it is due to lifestyle choices. Though other things can contribute to it i find that a lot of people would not be so big if they ate semi healthy and did some form of exercise on a daily basis... This coming from a girl that has lost over 30 kg a few years a go and is with a partner who has lost a lot more than that!