Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally pull the "grab bar" from the wall and clock her in the side of the head. Three stitches at the Urgent Care later, she's explaining to the entire waiting room how it happened. FML
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