Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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skippydoda 32
Bless you
nonsensical 26
So hard that he re-dislocated his shoulder
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Comments (47)
Lalala579121 28
That's snot a good thing, that really must have hurt.
pete9913 23
Damn, that's a sneeze. I've coughed so hard I've cracked ribs before.
RecklessNapkin 16
Oh my goodness!
daddysgirl243 21
sneeze again and see what happens
americanafrican 32
that sounds... painful. sorry op
SK8WITME 19
Damn that must've hurt
Kika89 2
I have done this several times in the last few days...it sucks
alexanderavatar 24
I'd hate to see what happens when he vomits
luvjkb 10
I went to school with a boy who once sneezed so hard he pulled his gluteus maximus. He has to go to physical therapy for six weeks.
Raylosophy 10
Maybe you're just one sneeze away from popping it back in.
BurgundyInk13 9
I've been there. Dozens of times. In class, even. Yaaaaay joint disorders! Don't know if you'll find this as a comfort, but to my experience, dislocating your shoulder doesn't hurt anywhere near as badly after the first few times. It's painful, yeah. But more tolerable. The trade off there, though, is that every time you dislocate it, you increase the chances of it going out on you AGAIN. Which really sucks. Pick a way to look at it, though hopefully this never happens to you again. Hopefully, though, your doctor has referred you to a decent physical therapist. They will likely be a godsend. Do your exercises, listen to instructions, and follow their recommendations for rest. Feel better.