SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
SoSoRachel
Dunlap, United States
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."
Bubbelz 25
Next time sneeze silently, in his face.
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Comments (127)
rinnai 6
Maybe you sneezed really loud without covering your mouth. Didn't you know? Girls are supposed to sneeze silently.
tehhboss 6
Actually the old man on pawn stars says it.
MangaManiacNat 13
Shut up Meg.....
mokielove 10
mabey you have one of those annoying sneezes.
mcar 13
Maybe he was just joking. I like to say shut up when people have hiccups. It's funny because they can't control it :)
skyeyez9 25
Are you one of those over dramatic sneezers like my husband? If so, I can understand why: He literally Screams as loud as he can as he sneezes. "RAAAHHHH CHOOOOO!!!!!" You can hear it if he is inside the house with the windows and doors shut and you are outside. ******* annoying as hell.
rawpace 5
YDI for considering this FML worthy.
wvcheesehead1 9
So you come on here and annoy us with it. The sneeze heard round the world.
skyeyez9 25
Yes. Because misery loves company.
jokinghazard 3
YDI, you probably sneezed really loudly while you guys were watching TV, you just can't do that. Don't make him the bad guy OP, jeez. Please recognize the sarcasm, your boyfriend's mean.
MDTeddy 13
That is from Seinfeld.