Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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Top comments
amandakris 11
That's one way to give head
PinkiePiePony 19
Crickets Chirping Kisses Hurting
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Comments (35)
ethan_unoxx 29
ouch. hope you're okay.
EvilTurtle 35
Well now she nose not to do that again
aruam365 24
I like what you did there! Seriously though, as someone who works in emergency medicine, trying to be overly cute or kinky can go very wrong... just go with the flow and don't try too hard, for your own sake.
Ki11erC 18
@25: What on earth does emergency medicine have to do with being cute or kinky?
tantanpanda 26
I've heard crazy stories like where this woman got a beer bottle stuck in her snach. People attempt many things that you wouldn't think of in your dizziest daydreams
TheTacoMan 24
DocBastard's Coca-Cola Trauma Patient! #34
PinkiePiePony 19
Crickets Chirping Kisses Hurting
amandakris 11
That's one way to give head
ginger196 14
Just start to talk about your day
ethan_unoxx 29
when you were just head butted and in pain? I don't think so.
TXFernwoods 26
*awkwarldly walks away*
FunGhoost 10
Nose is a sensitive topic, anyone? Okay?
domking1315 20
No one
Prismo_Feeds 9
#7, -17 people agreed with you
andits 21
Ouch....nothing like a little small talk and another kiss can't fix
CallMeWindSock 24
That's very unfortunate, but you'll surely be able to fix it with another kiss
ostfaiz 18
lock him by lips 2 lips this time!
sarah5745 41
But then he could sneeze into her mouth..
kinky44 28
Well, you nose better next time.