Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Anon
Birmingham, United States
Both ends
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
gassy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol...
Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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AlanShore 12
What did she say?
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, I wanna know, too! Did she say "Yes" or "Safety?"
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AlanShore 12
What did she say?
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, I wanna know, too! Did she say "Yes" or "Safety?"
Shzusuziq11 12
it's something you can laugh about with your kids down the road...(providing she said yes)
J15237 25
We need a follow up on that one. Did she laugh and say yes?