Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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DraftHail614 17
The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.
commandpriority 5
For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.
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Comments (8)
commandpriority 5
For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.
DraftHail614 17
The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.
RichardPencil 32
In luxury retail, your looks matter a lot more than in most other fields. Take it as constructive criticism, if not reconstructive.
wanted_2_want 40
Was it for a breast reduction?
RichardPencil 32
No, penis enlargement.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I got this. You're beautiful just the way you are. Your kindness and compassion have no equal, and your brings light to even the darkest soul. You are a warrior, and there is no better you than who you are now. Also, I can't help singing your username to the tune of "Funky Cold Medina", and I really hope I'm not alone in this.
boopingsnoot 25
Had something similar happen to me, except my mom was the customer and I was 12 years old. Receptionist at a doctor’s office.
bobsanction 18
Don't take it personal. Plastic surgeons think they can fix everyone.