Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Silver linings
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Tickle time
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Who am I?
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
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claudio117 12
It does not maybe he didn't know her ex had the same name heard her exs name by a nick name but still that's a horrible judgement @#1
Lordalucad 9
If he didn't know her ex had the same name then he wouldn't have freaked out. And if he knew him by nickname, he still wouldn't have freaked out.
claudio117 12
Well then i dun goofed but still #1's comment is a harsh proposal of things
OlgaCornmuffin 7
I actually agree with DeathDealer. it sounds like the boyfriend has self-esteem issues OR knows OP still has feelings for the ex, which would still demonstrate low self-esteem on his part, because I'd NEVER be with someone who was still hung up on their ex.
misspennycakes 7
Is number 2 retarded
OlgaCornmuffin 7
dammit! You blew my cover! That's what I'm here doing! (goes back to the drawing board) lol
OlgaCornmuffin 7
I thought that was like trying to find diversity in an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue!
DocBastard 40
Ha ha freaking ha. Now seriously, shut up you two and go get a room so you can ease this sexual tension. It's palpable.
ohmandapants 17
I'm confused...if he didn't know that he had the same name as her ex, and she moaned the name that they both happen to share...then you're saying he doesn't know his own name?
ohmandapants 17
47 of course he knew I'm just pointing out how stupid that comment was.
kitten1323 19
That's kinda what the FML is about...
OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Bubbelz 25
And... Why again do you moan your own name when you're making love to a/your guy? Weird o.O
claudio117 12
^you're sorry couldn't resist
claudio117 12
Oh noes I'm failing everywhere god help me it's probably my fairness that late at night bleh just thumb it down already this is a mess of thoughts atm
OlgaCornmuffin 7
me? or #9? as for #9, I'm pretty sure 99% of FML comes here to joke around...I'm a statistic, in that sense. lol.
Bubbelz 25
^ Meh, now I will never fully understand!
daminantion 14
12 you need to go back to school.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Do what I do, moan #3's name. Except I don't know her real name so I just end up yelling OHHHH OLGACORNMUFFIN. My husband loves it.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
lmao! that post made me happy. nothing sounds sexier than a Russian bodybuilder fused with a delicious snack.
redhairredwine 6
Who are you correcting? His grammar is up to scratch..
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
chlorinegreen 27
I don't like dating guys with the same name as my brothers for the same reason I feel it's creepy
misspennycakes 7
So you would give up on true love over something as stupid as a name?
wlddog 14
Really 28?? Really?? You honestly don't think 26 does not have several thousand guys at any given time to choose from? Lets look at it logically. If the world was as you say, and there was only that perfect person for any of us. That gives you about a 1 in 7 billion chance to find them. If your lucky, they will be about the same age. There are way too many happy couples out there for that to be true. So how about you embrace reality and join the rest of the world. Just because Hollywood says there is only one person out there for you, doesn't make it true.
asb818 14
My ex husband and current husband have the same name. It was weird when I first started dating my current husband, but I really liked him and fell in love. The weirdness went away fairly quick.
BossPathfinderGM 14
My Aunt, Laverne, has been widowed twice. Both of her late husbands were named Jerry. It gets confusing sometimes.
Palirose 22
28- when you meet someone you aren't exactly "in love" it takes time to grow love for someone like that. (Assuming...for those of us who enjoy taking their time in relationships) after some time of getting to know someone MAYBE I would consider it but for me it's too weird. Especially if the ex and I were emotionally close. I wouldnt want to have his face emerge in my thoughts every time i was with the new guy. Alas that's just me and my opinion. It's easier to just date someone with a different name. Lol
jtackle 2
When a person is your ex the new person should be totally different, starting with the damn name. Lol
Neyuu 18
Solution: Always moan words like "**** me!" or "oh God!" from now on. If you can think straight long enough to remember that..
3rdbass 9
Thanks! None of us knew anything about that before.
RpiesSPIES 27
Dirty talk... Not for everyone.
RedPillSucks 33
He'll probably accuse her of cheating on him with God.
3rdbass 9
Let it go.
cupcakechick 17
I could never date someone with the same name of my ex, always reminding me of them, FYL
asb818 14
Only if you're not over them yet. Once you're over them, it isn't a big deal. It's weird at first, but if you love the new person, the weirdness goes away quickly.
buddy51 23
Was your BF head banging in the shower before you made love? Or did the sex get him so aroused he forgot his own name? Or is he a moron? I vote head banging concussive moron!
laden_swallow09 35
Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd swing and a miss.
vadaaa 11
16- is that an FML reference? Can you quit it with those? (Sorry if I'm wrong, but I'm tired of seeing shitty/irrelevant references)
gabe222 25
I'm a little confused here, the FML reads that OP moaned 'a name' not her boyfriend's or the ex's name....why is everyone assuming she moaned ex/boyfriends name... Cuz she continued to say her ex and her boyfriend have the same name... Secondly, whose name did she moan? Please post a reply OP, I'm so very curious!
jessie1 9
Uh, I get that you want to be some kind of psycho-analysist, but it actually makes sense when read properly; it is easy to see what OP meant. Chillax.
chlorinegreen 27
She tried to be vague in the beginning then let it all become clear in the end. I think it's because she wanted to make it interesting a lot of FMLs are written in the same pattern. But I bet she called him by her ex's nickname not by their actual name which would make her current boy mad.
madmoony 6
It's actually very easy to understand, as long as you have at least two brain cells...
Matt_greener 8
#38 thats to much to ask from some people unfortunatly.
OuchAndGoodfight 5
#45, you're telling us. LOL.
gabe222 25
Read properly? It doesn't define anything of the such... Learn to read before judging me... Not all the information is given... Just because it leads that way does not make it so... That would be assuming.
CharresBarkrey 16
90 - The FML clearly says "I moaned HIS name." How much more clear could it be?
gabe222 25
The FML admins editted it, it used to say "i moaned A name", not HIS name
jodakast 3
HULK SMASH
kaedematsushuma 5
Excuse me,does the word "make love"means have sex??For really long time,I'd thought it as chinglish...
Sheh_fml 25
Yes, "make love with..." is synonymous to "have sex with...". It is very much an English expression, and one that is used quite frequently. It does sound slightly more classy, or at least less vulgar, than the usual terms for the act. Obviously "love" doesn't always mean that, but I'm fairly certain that you knew that.
DocBastard 40
Yes, "make love" is the polite way of saying "**** brains out".
hermitknut 22
It used to refer to the act of courtship (check out Bronte-era novels); the gentleman was making love with the lady, and that was courting her. More recently, it's come to be a mushy, romantic euphemism for having sex. Edit: Beaten to it!
slickchrome 11
Yea he clearly thought he wasn't good enough for his named to be moaned