Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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Roskosity 22
Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?
Lil_Red777 21
So hitting him isn't childish?
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Comments (62)
Roskosity 22
Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?
Rinat_fml 26
#1 that's a childish way to handle this kind of situation. I would slap his face! Ain't nobody be sneezing on me for now on!
Lil_Red777 21
So hitting him isn't childish?
DomiLove 26
I would hit him, that's disgusting, I mean I understand you don't want to have to clean your tablet but I don't want that crap in my face.
Rinat_fml 26
Have some sense of humor guys. Fff you're boring.
badluckalex 23
thumbing up your own comment I see
xxrogerthatxx 19
@26 your original comment still gets a thumbs down because it's wack.
ShadowlessSpear 21
No tissues? He can use your shirt too.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Couldn't he of used his sleeve?
sisco2901 20
Oh for ****'s sake, again?
cadillacgal79 32
I see her point here, usually if you cough, sneeze etc, you do it in your elbow and not on the person next to you.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
What's your deal, #17? Honestly, its the polite thing to do.
shay_serendipity 29
#3, I really hate to be that guy, but it annoys me when people use 'of' instead of 'have' so.... *have
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Thank you, I didn't realize my mistake. c:
sisco2901 20
#33 - 40 made my point for me, I'm sick and tired of people not knowing there is 'have' instead of 'of' although it sounds simlar...
cadillacgal79 32
52-they don't sound similar to me, although it just be they way I say em
sisco2901 20
#53 That's not that important, I mean, how anyone in their right mind can think there is something like 'should of done something'. It's a nuisance.
Liamj774 36
Just spit on him if he did that
Dreamsorrow93 24
Caring is sharing?
SkittlesGoRawr 19
I'm not sure if I'd feel cared about if someone sneezed all over my face, haha.
sayyestothedress 24
Plus it's the other way around. Sharing is caring
alex_622 22
Oh yeah. He's a keeper. Wipe your snot on him next time you sneeze
sayyestothedress 24
I would have just wiped my face with his shirt
DogeMan 14
Next time u have a sneeze, use ur boyfriends shirt as a tissue and make it even
RageWolf16 31
Aw gross. Vampire sneeze, dude.
daydreamer244 13
He has some interesting priorities.
IJG2000 16
I wouldn't consider it priorities because I thought it was common sense to sneeze on your sleeve or the inside of your shirt (I do that). But I guess not.... I feel bad for OP, that's disgusting.
iamtheinsomniac 11
That snot very nice