Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
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Comments (141)
jimshrimp 0
so he wasnt horny then, get over it
AKJones 0
u sure hes not blind?
spencer66 0
haha wow why do so many people look for reasones why he likes u and just didn't want them u obviosly ugly as hell and after the firstt one he was like god I don't even want to see more
olgizzy 0
I'm sorry, I hate to be the grammar police, but some commas and a period go along way
olgizzy 0
Yet another example of a female who has the misconception that men are horney 24/7. Instead of giving him ammo for the future when you most likely break up, do something productive. Wii-sports, knit something, go out with some freinds.... insert sammich joke here
KackDaddy46 0
I agree with 65:D
n_maher 0
Maybe he was doing something else and was a bit busy? I'm sure he was still very happy about the pic you sent him, hardly an fml, suck it up. You can send me pics if it will make you feel better. ;)
beenamused 0
maybe he was done already lol
jvandy 0
maher, I don't have a camera with me at the moment. sorry xP
RebeccaWvvv 0
Maybe he likes your personality more than your goods. But if you whine around about things he's said, then I doubt he'll be too pleased with that either sooo way to go.
gr3y_fml 1
Why rejection? Maybe he was already busy beating off to the first pic and didn't want to be interrupted!