Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
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Comments (141)
rickusa 1
U can send to me.... i'll love it ...lol
LeverPuller 5
Mr. Minute-Man only needed one. Duh. Have fun with that guy. :I
olgizzy 0
have fun with NO guy
Johnny6speed 0
I don't know who you think you making fun of anyone. You couldn't get a guy if you tried, with that beat up catchers mitt you call a face. I wouldn't **** you with TheCib's nonspelling 2 inche chub.
Johnny6speed 0
^^^Comment was for that leverpuller broad.
LeverPuller 5
You guys get too worked up over stuff. Did I -actually- have to over-run my comment with "LOLOLOL LULZ LAWL" for you idiots to understand it was a joke? This is the internet. Stop trying to act like hot-shit just because you have anonymity on your side. And FYI- I've been with my boyfriend for four years. Nice try, though.
zac2012 0
how is this an FML?
aznbaddie 0
send me the pic and I will let you know what I think
HLWo_0 0
well you shouldve been naked at his house instead
zaharaMeeka 0
chill it's not a big deal
nightELFassasin6 0
he prob wasent in the mood... why r girls allowed to not be in the mood but not guys?
Drummer389000 0
I think he meant he loves the picture. I don't think he meant he didn't want another.
Ucla_cupcake 0
He probably said that cause he thought one pic of you nude was more than enough.
pottie69 0
you are taking it the wrong way