Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML
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WalnutGaming 16
Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ipman737 18
Not so mans best friend huh
44LynnLynn 23
Are you sure your dog isn't a bitch? Get it? Haha...no? Okay :( Hope he came back! It took us awhile to train our dog not to run.
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ipman737 18
Not so mans best friend huh
ottokat 15
well, actually, dogs can smell real fear/pain. so most likely he could tell you were fine and thought you were just being a weirdo human like always
soccerstar1996 18
I wish I could smell fear and pain. Then I could look my enemies in their eyes before I blow Them up...with kindness and affection
44LynnLynn 23
Are you sure your dog isn't a bitch? Get it? Haha...no? Okay :( Hope he came back! It took us awhile to train our dog not to run.
alphabetsoup25 4
HOW DO YOU TRAIN THEM NOT TO RUN?!?!? My dog runs and runs and runs!
delude 26
Same with mine! And she always hops off the sidewalk and runs in the middle of the road.
stephers444 17
Who let the dogs out?
bandofsand 10
Woooof woooof woof woof
conqueror57 11
Ask Siri who let them out.
iLike2Teabag 27
"Who? Who? Who? Who? WHO?"
zRatio 6
The cats
Welshite 40
So you're the boy who cried wolfhound?
s0m3guy2010 21
4- That's what you cry out when you're hurt?
Welshite 40
Yes. I yell "wolfhound" when I'm injured. It used to work quite well, but I've been ignored the last few times I've been hurt. I should probably scream "sheeeeeeep!" from now on. I might get better results.
ottokat 15
i like to yell "jiminy crickets" if they arent helping me at least theyre having fun laughing at me
Froggie717 7
This trick doesnt work on my dog either, OP. Hope you eventually caught your dog.
ShyAnn29 15
My grandpa had a dog like Lassie, so he pretended like he was really hurt, and his dog just stood there looking at him funny.
zRatio 6
Works for my cats...Well if you scream like your hurt....My cat comes up and bites you on the ankle and waits for you to stop whining.
westcoastkp 13
Free willy! He's free!
Weika 5
Free Willy was a whale, not a dog.
bahamut357 16
Well, unless the dog happens to be named willy :p
Jess7213 4
my grandmother had a dog named Willy :P
natheitz 23
But Willy died because they set him free :(
Wizardo 34
There's a reason he/she ran in the first place I don't think it has any remorse for doing so either.
MakeTodayADTR 20
A lot of soccer player use the "pretend you're hurt" trick as well :P but seriously, I hope you found your dog :)
anythingmustbe 18
Football*
griggypop 4
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buckeyed 20
Just remember this the next time he begs for a treat.
joea21 21
Oh yea cuz dogs sense it when humans hold grudges.
LissaMccracken 23
I think the "wave around some meat at him trick" would have worked better.
griggypop 4
Waving some meat around might work better...I am immediately sorry.