Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
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Comments (141)
duckie227 22
do u have the same boyfriend as me? haha. mine would totally say the same thing. don't be offended, it just means he respects your body and doesn't have to oggle it to still like you and that's a good thing :-)
sarah58_fml 0
just wait till every one else sees it. then they'll be asking for "anything else"
lucita123 0
if i were u id kill myself
VeronicaDarlingg 0
Yikes, D" I'm sorry love.
fumf 0
how is that bad?
FightOfYourLife 0
so ur life sux cuz ur bf isn't a greedy pig/perv???
sadez 0
stop being so damn insecure, geez.
delfoxio 0
dude, shut up. whats he gonna say...YES SEND ME PICS OF EVERYTHING PLEASE I WANNA HAVE A MASSIVE WANK!? i mean honestly hes prolly just nervous
stupify62 0
1 was enough I guess?
AceArctic 4
Wait wait wait... so he doesn't want any more dirty stuff on his phone, possibly just in case someone sees what's on his phone, and you're complaining?