Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
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LemonMan 0
Fatality.
glee5 0
way to go
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foodamainiadx 0
FYL !
Mickay1232 0
clutz lmao ;)
imaginaryvoice 18
Well, at least you don't have to worry about your three year old tripping on their shoe, and falling head first down every step. Then ending up getting 5 stitches in their head.
moofin123456 0
Your child is going to be physiologically scarred by stairs for the rest of his life... he'll be in a therapy session and be like "I don't know why...but when I get near stairs...it's like some deep down inner fear..*breaks down crying*" I can see it now. they'll make a movie on it. after the novel of course.
Brittney_E 0
that's why they invented escalators, elevators, and ramps. mhm mhm. true story.
imaginaryvoice 18
And besides, why the **** would you have an elevator or escalator attached to your deck?
quent10 0
it's funny because that stuff is only supposed to happen in cartoons
mebecatie 0
wowwwww lmfao @17 ahahahaha and wow OP that sucks ahaha but look on the brightside.. if he isn't n e where near the stairs he can't fall down the stairs lol(;
imaginaryvoice 18
28, Haha well I'm glad to help out. :)
satanic_fml 13
dont lie
zZsleeperrZz 0
I can picture it... " see sweetie it perfectly safe. you will never ever get hur-" -tumbles and falls- "shit. shit shit shit shitt!!!!!!" -kid runs away screamingg-
troubleinharlem 0
it's also for helping people who have various handicaps, @25. which is definitely not the cause of obesity.
xXLenaXx 0
*is perfectly safe.
th3b0ss 0
26 I was thinking the exact same thing
Revolushun 0
ydi for being a virgin
Sexymuah 0
Lmao @ 43
Sexymuah 0
Lmao @ 43
Guuurlplease 0
Lolololololol
ugwmii 0
xD
zanguard 0
climacophobia, your kid has it now!
OwN3d3d 0
Ep1c Fa1lUr3
jimmyfounder 0
lol ouch
LoXx_fml 2
lol u think ur cool
LemonMan 0
Fatality.
Norrisv5 8
haha that's Dry and crispy
glee5 0
way to go
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a deck. YDI for having a house. YDI for wearing shoes. YDI for having stairs without the protection of Pusher Robot (but Shover Robot is malfunctioning). YDI for having a head to fall down first.
LemonMan 0
I want to shoot #8 in the face. That is all.
jokker_fml 0
with nerf balls soaked in boiling tar
Brittney_E 0
oh yeah! trollz, i can lick my nose ^-^
darkrelik696 0
ydi for pretty much all your comments
Sharpie23 7
trollz your other pic was better. :P
AngelsKiss 0
@ #8: Must you troll every single post?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#54- I try to, but I skip the occassional one. I'm as lazy as anyone else. YDI for reading.
Dayuummm_itsLIA 0
Wow...
Skorpack 0
Lol ^^
ilovejeland 0
bummerr :) fyl
GROWNsimba 0
all I can say is bad parenting skills ;)
OmgO_o 0
almao! FYL! hahah but gave me a laughhhh! XD
Twigggy 0
i bet those were some very painful splinters