Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, I already felt like shit for no reason, only to find out my boyfriend been drinking again, even though he knows it worries me. He lives two hours away and I don't have a car. Apparently he's had two bottles of vodka, and he started getting nasty over the phone with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to confront me about my “drinking problem”. He claims that the last time he was at my place, I had a full bottle of rum and now it’s gone. He hasn’t spent the night at my house in over two months and it was a half bottle of Malibu. FML
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Top comments
bl3ur0z3 17
He said he's a happy drunk. Not that he'll make you happy. Why is he going out? He wants Coronavirus?
toodamntall 9
Assuming you haven't broken up, the silver lining is he told you before acting on it and at least now you can try to do something about it.
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Comments (9)
bl3ur0z3 17
He said he's a happy drunk. Not that he'll make you happy. Why is he going out? He wants Coronavirus?
Robert Cruikshank 7
That just makes him a man. Men think about that stuff. Some men act on those thoughts, others just dream a little. Just humor him and let him know how lucky he is to be with you, a girl he already knows.
julfunky 29
Yes, when your man tells you he’s thinking about cheating you should treat him that much better. That’ll show him.
RichardPencil 32
That might make him happy, wouldn't it? In vino, veritas.
toodamntall 9
Assuming you haven't broken up, the silver lining is he told you before acting on it and at least now you can try to do something about it.
Chaselyn Coats 7
what a pos. you deserve better
thatRdude 4
Break up with him and move on be like “want to act stupid, gets stupid results”
Christina Schoeman 5
What a smuck.
lovelyhippos 15
You should probably think about being with other guys