Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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lilallykat87 0
FYL, man! I feel so sorry for you. I can't believe these bastards who take michael jacksons death so seriously. I mean, he was a great pop artist, but really. Whether the allegations about him being a pedophile were true or not, (just a side note, I think they're true) everyone has had their day to mourn, now get over it. Family comes first, nevertheless. Talk to your parents and explain how pissed at them you are for putting someone they've never actually MET before over their son, on one of the most important days of his life. #131, what is wrong with you?
AnnieLennox1954 0
Congrats, but seriously. Michael Jackson is bigger and more significant than you, your whole family, and everyone who has read this FML combined.
alex_vik 1
Wow, glad my parents aren't like that. My mom just found out today and laughed.
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
OMG a pedophile died such a horrible event. Even if he wasn't MJ was pretty ****** up. Although I can understand how big fans are sad because I am still sad Kurt and Jimi are dead. Also why have I not heard a thing about Farrah Faucet dieing. I think that is much more depressing.
frenchieace 0
Leave MJ ******* alone u assholes he was a great man who was twisted by holywood but never sexually abused kids so unless u have real proof shut the **** up and let him rest in peace R.I.P Michael
frenchieace 0
Alex_vik ur mum sounds like a heartless dumbass bitch who believes everything the media says
pommeblossom 0
Michael's death is a big deal, but that is personal and they should not have done that.
spirited_away33 0
Well, they were obviously sad because Michael Jackson had just died, and maybe you should have more consideration for them.
saailaway 0
i had a feeling MJ would be in an FML today..
fyourlife33 0
just listen to katt williams, michael did it get over it he was a child molestor. We've all known it for a while its pretty obvious he's weird as hell. Yeah he did alot for music, but **** his family's life for the ridiculously large amount of debt he left them with.